Tektek ourselves, huh?
Not a bad idea. Here's a close approximation of me.

My hair does that when I put gel in it, and yes, I do carry around one of those bags. In fact, I almost always have it with me. Well, that and my DS, but there's no DS item.
EDITED!! I found the gloves that come closest to the ones I'm usually wearing, as well as a pair of proper glasses, and the MP3 player. I was tempted to throw in a katana (since I actually own one), but since it's not something I carry around on a regular basis, I decided against it.