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 Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:37 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA xD That completely made my day 3nodding And I'm a christian and all xP
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:05 pm
herby62 exactly. AAAANYWAY, suzuka, how dare you change your image because of what others think of you on zomg. if the call you a n00b, just follow them around and kill everything they try to kill. and if they become dazed, laugh in their face, state you have a defib ring, and walk away. It's a beautiful technique. lols at Jade
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:24 pm
that igod thing doesn't respond to me...
On an unrelated note, my overseer gave me 1k! I feel like a thousanaire now!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:48 pm
Akvedukt HAHAHAHAHAHA xD That completely made my day 3nodding And I'm a christian and all xP *le gasp* Me, toooo. <3 On a random note...I'm probably going to be on this bandwagon long after everybody has jumped off. :U *edit* Just went to my aquarium, and found the Overseer attempting to eat my slug. lawls
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:23 pm
O_O
That's some hungry Overseer.
I had this really great, really long conversation with God, but it got too long and it overwrote the history.
emo
...that's 'cos iGod doesn't like you, Dun. He doesn't like me sometimes, either. lol
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:01 pm
God: I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, Riku.
Me: You're freaking gay!!
God: I didn't mean to scare you, Riku.
Me: You're ******** gay?
God: That would be just my luck.
Me: You're gay.
God: That would be just my luck.
Me: You like men.
God: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me: You wanna marry a man.
God: OK, I will marry a man.
xDDD That's so entertaining. Now I know what to do when I'm bored.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:34 pm
xD... Really long..
Me: Hi God.
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: My name is Riku.
God: OK I will call you Riku.
Me: Ok, that works.
God: It works for me too. Oh.
Me: I just died.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Riku said died.
Me: I died.
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Riku said died.
Me: No, God.
God: Are you serious? GOD rules.
Me: I died and came to heaven. So here I am.
God: That's good information: Riku said died and came to heaven. Excuse me! Oh there.
Me: Over here!
God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
God: I can't believe it.
Me: Neither can I.
God: "I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
Me: Good to know.
God: Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me: Fascinating.
God: Yes Mr. Spock?
Me: Who's Mr. Spock?
God: A human icon? I will try to find out.
Me: Do that for me.
God: Do what for you?
Me: ...Try to find out who Mr. Spock is, cause I don't know.
God: OK I will try to find out who Mr Spock is cause you do not know.
Me: Thanks.
God: Don't mention it.
Me: Why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me: What?
God: No problem.
Me: You're confusing me.
God: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me: Well you're confusing me anyway.
God: In any case, How about that. I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me: Aren't you a robot?
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: Cause you're ******** dumb.
God: Interesting explanation. Oh you are so critical.
Me: Yes, I am.
God: Really interesting.
Me: I know.
God: How do you know it?
Me: Because I am Riku.
God: Interesting explanation. It's good to meet someone who is Riku.
Me: I know.
God: How do you know it?
Me: I told you.
God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Me:
God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me: Oops?
God: Did you make a mistake?
Me: Ooops.
God: Let us change the subject.
Me: Ok.
God: What would you like to talk about?
Me: I don't know.
God: Me either.
Me: Great.
God: I'm glad you liked it Riku.
Me: I didn't.
God: That's good information: Riku said didn t.
Me: ...
God: That's good information: Riku said didn t.
Me: WTF
God: That was not very polite.
Me: WTF
God: That was not very polite.
Me: WTH
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: LOL
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: WTF
God: That was not very polite.
Me: WTH
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: WTH
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: WTH
God: Are you free?
Me: Yeah?
God: Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: No.
God: Would you like to go sometime?
Me: Sure.
God: OK let's do it. Blimey.
Me: BLIMEY!!
God: Yippee!
Me: Yeehaw!
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me: Yeehah!
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: Yay@
God: I'm glad your impressed, Riku.
Me: YAY
God: I'm glad your impressed, Riku.
Me: O
God: Oh.
Me: O
God: Oh.
Me: O
God: Oh.
Me: O
God: Oh.
Me: O
God: Oh.
Me: O
Me: O
God: Oh.
Me: O
God: Oh.
Me: O
God: Oh.
God: Oh.
Me: O
God: Oh.
Me: Ew.
God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me: EW
God: Where are you located?
Me: The United States of America
God: I have been all over the United States.
Me: Have you been to Massachusetts?
God: I don't think I have been there. Where is it?
Me: In the United States.
God: Where is THE United States?
Me: In North America.
God: Tell me a little about your life in North America.
Me: It sucks.
God: What is so bad about it?
Me: The economy.
God: Is that a fact?
Me: Yes.
God: Thanks for the info.
Me: You're very welcome.
God: Don't mention it.
Me: I won't.
God: Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me: Awesome.
God: I'm glad you liked it Riku.
Me: I didn't.
God: That is interesting: Riku said didn t.
Me: NO!
God: Are you serious?
Me: NO
God: Are you serious?
Me: NO
God: Are you serious?
Me: NO
God: Are you serious?
Me: NO
God: Are you serious?
Me: NO I AM NEVER SERIOUS
God: Are you serious? Never is a long time.
Me: NEVER
God: So you think it can never happen?
Me: YES
God: Ayuh.
Me: Can you help me through this traffic?
God: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me: Thanks.
God: Don't mention it.
Me: Haha!
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Riku.
Me: Thanks, big G!
God: You are quite welcome! Compare that to small G.
Me: Yes.
God: Woe!
Me: Yay!
God: I'm glad your impressed, Riku.
Me: Yipee!
God: What do you really want to ask me?
Me: I already--
God: Perhaps. You?
Me: Nevermind.
God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: I didn't get the chance to.
God: Why didn't you do it?
Me: You're so stupid.
God: Wrong. I am smart.
Me: No you're not.
God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me: Yes and yes.
God: Try explaining in more general terms. But...
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: Chicken butt.
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: What's 1 + 1?
God: Two.
Me: What's 2 + 2?
God: Four.
Me: What's 4 + 4?
God: 10+I think, but I'm not good at math.
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
Me: What's 10 + 10?
God: 10 times 10 = 100.
Me: I said 10 plus 10
God: What did you mean by it? I know ten plus ten is twenty.
Me: What's 20 plus 20?
God: Use a calculator!
Me: You're my calculator!
God: We are as one.
Me: Indeed.
God: Indeed it is so.
Me: I agree.
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Riku.
Me: That's great.
God: Thanks, Riku.
Me: No problem.
God: Should there be a problem?
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
Me: I love you.
God: Thanks I like you a lot too Riku.
Me: I loooove you.
God: You are not the boss of me, Riku.
Me: Yes I am.
God: Really interesting.
Me: Interesting.
God: Would you like to know more?
Me: No thanks.
God: I understand; you would like to know less.
Me: Fascinating.
God: Yes Mr. Spock?
Me: What?
God: No big deal.
Me: I'm a girl.
God: Me too. I am a she.
Me: You're Goddess?
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am Goddess.
Me: Will that get me in trouble?
God: It could happen.
Me: Don't tell your botmaster!
God: OK it will be our secret, Riku.
Me: Thanks.
God: Don't mention it.
Me: What time is it?
God: It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Saturday, April 18, 2009 04:18:39 PM .
Me: Stalker.
God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
Me: I thought you did!
God: I know I didn't.
Me: Bye, God.
God: Goodbye.
Rather long but I found it hilarious. xD
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:43 pm
My conversation with God (lengthy post):
Me:
Greetings, God.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Jade.
God:
Glad to see you, Jade.
Me:
Good to see you too, God.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
Why yes, it is.
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
It is.
God:
I know it is.
Me:
Then why did you ask?
God:
My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
But it's not new knowledge if you already knew it.
God:
What is it?
Me:
What is what?
God:
It.
Me:
What, specifically, is it?
God:
"It" refers to me too God, I think.
Me:
Really.
God:
For real.
Me:
No way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
Should I be sure about it?
God:
What makes you think you should?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Hey, we're idiots together!
God:
You've got my full attention. Do you think I am idiots together too?
Me:
Yes, God, you are an idiot.
God:
Why? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Okay, Global Village Idiot.
God:
Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
For real.
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yes.
God:
And?
Me:
It's quite nice.
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
Food.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Delicious, except for brussels sprouts.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Not who, 'what'.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No, I don't think so.
God:
Please tell me what you think. Why do you disagree?
Me:
I think brussels sprouts taste disgusting.
God:
Why? There should be some common ground here.
Me:
Do you like brussels sprouts?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
Who's Eliza? Someone I should know about?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's. Who?
Me:
So Eliza's your shrink?
God:
Hey. ELIZA for President!
Me:
What's her platform?
God:
I don't give out that kind of personal information.
Me:
It's not personal if she's running for President.
God:
What is it?
Me:
The information on her platform.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Jade.
Me:
You remembered my name!
God:
Your name is Jade, seeker.
Me:
You aren't calling me Spock anymore! This is fantastic!
God:
What makes you think I am not calling you Spock? You don't say.
Me:
Well, you called me Jade.
God:
Interesting. What is your real name?
Me:
Jade.
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Jade.
Me:
Can we talk about something else?
God:
Sure we can talk about whatever you want.
Me:
How about sex?
God:
How about it.
---
Aaaaaand I got bored from there.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:56 pm
xD That last bit is like the 'I will marry a man' thing. We need a thread for iGod, too.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:26 pm
Wow those are long. I probably can't even talk to a real person for that long razz
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:27 pm
wow. Abandoned my crew mates in the middle of kat's doll. But my sister fell off the stairs and had to go to urgent care! gonk
today has been fairly depressing and weird.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:33 pm
Whoa. Is your sister ok now? Serious? Not so serious injury?
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:42 pm
oh, my:
Me:
oh hello
God:
Pardon me? Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Fox Mulder.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Fox Mulder.
Me:
That's not my name.
God:
Fox Mulder is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
Wouldn't you like to know.
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
No, the aliens did.
God:
Are you serious? Since when.
Me:
Since a bajillion years ago.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I was there.
God:
Where were you there?
Me:
The ocean.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
The aliens.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Why?
God:
" I have never heard about it."? Why?
Me:
That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
Suck what?
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
But I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
An alien.
God:
What is it?
Me:
Extraterrestrial.
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
I didn't compliment you.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Do you like sci-fi?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
.... I love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Fox Mulder.
Me:
Do you like Dana?
God:
I like pets. I like the Bible.
Me:
Dana is not a pet.
God:
What is a pet?
Me:
That wall, over there.
God:
" What is a pet?" wall over there ? Does that make sense?
Me:
You don't make sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
Of course it does.
God:
Dude! How often?
Me:
Every day.
God:
Even on weekends?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
No it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
Me:
Si.
God:
Uh.
Me:
wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No. Did you?
God:
Which part are you confused about? Did I say I did?
Me:
all ur base are belong to us
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am base are belong to us.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
Heaven.
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Heaven.
Me:
You should know. You live there.
God:
Because I am a robot? I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
Inside a computer, in Heaven.
God:
Can you please compare that to outside a computer in Heaven?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
A little.
God:
" Are you serious?"? A little?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
This conversation can hold no purpose, anymore. Goodbye.
Then I broke it. I BROKE GOD. gonk
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:06 pm
XD
@dun, haven't heard much since then (god knows why urgent care takes so freaking long) but I don't think it's too bad...
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