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Hard rock night?

Is that a video game?

sad

*Gingerly removes the microphone from his inert form.*

((MAYBE))

Time for a little grunge!

Hey yeah we had everything
Vinyl in mono
And we looked the other way man
We were so dumb
Is this the part in the book that you wrote
Where I gotta come and save the day
Did you miss me
Did you miss me

Well they say that rock is dead
And they're probably right
99 girls in the pit
Did it have to come to this

Oh god you owe me one more song
So I can prove to you that
I'm so much better than him
Oh god just gonna listen fast
Here comes the crash
We're gonna rise above
We're gotta smash it up
You won't abandon us again

Give us brilliant boys that we wanna ******** man
Full of ecstasy, hard drugs and bad luck
Yeah yeah yeah
Turn the lights back on
You burn so hard
But you won't burn long

Three chords in your pocket tonight
Are you, you the one
With the spark to bring my punk rock back
And I don't think so

Oh god I wanna hear you say
I wanna hear you say that you're sorry again
Oh god you owe me one more song
So I could prove to you
That I'm so much better than them
Oh god I'd give you anything
To hear you say that I was right
And you were wrong
Oh god before I leave this life
Now an 8-ball isn't love
A hooker's never gonna c**
Just give it back to me
Blow out all of the lights tonight

Two million miles down the PCH
(and now he's gone)
I slashed his tires, I bled his brakes
(it had to be done)
Their hand job lives were just too cruel
You merciless villain
We drowned them all in their swimming pools
Run away run away run away yeah

Oh god I wanna hear you say
I wanna hear you say that you were wrong again
Oh god I wanna hear you say I wanna hear you say
That I am so much better than you
Oh god you owe us one more song
Get out my life, see this world as it really is
Is it just a sad side show
Can make a hooker c**
And an 8-ball isn't love
I need one thing that's divine
Let me hear it tonight
Let me hear it tonight
I've got to hear it tonight
You're gonna let me hear the lost cord tonight, yeah

pirate

I prefer Doll Parts, but to each his own.

*Throws him the microphone.*

No Elvis.

*Beckons for the microphone and sings from the floor, in true Morrissey style.*

I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and the heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
well, when exactly do you mean?
see I've already waited too long
and all my hope is gone

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

*Gets up again.*

RRRRAAAWWWR!