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"And we had this entire plot set out that Wyatt would like...worm his way into the boss's heart by being some gay freak. And yeaaah. Saix would do the killing, and I was going to find the cat."

That made me lolz so hard.

So last night I had a dream that apparently it was the end of the world or something. And I was all "I hope not. stare " I was at my school and they were closing all the door and windows to keep us safe and there was this fog that was seeping through the windows even thought they were closed. People were freaking out 'cuz they didn't know what the fog did. There was this kid who was trying to save people by breathing in the fog. He could like breathe in a huge patch of fog at a time.

We each got a card, and I guess we had to go to a station depending on what card we had. One of the stations was sleeping bags and one was standing in a shallow pool of water, but it was freezing or something; there was snow around the edges and stuff. There were four teachers in the pool and they were shivering and had frost on their face and they were all wearing winter gear. I thought "I hope that's not the station I get." My card was 8 or 9 and I was in the dolphin group. Number 1s were in the pool, and I was relieve until they told me I was in the pool even tho I had a different group. I was enjoying it and didn't think the water was cold at all. I guess I feel asleep or something and almost died.

I woke up in some sort of lab, and I guess they had to make me half robot or give me powers or something to save me. Well I got this uniform and it looked something like what Jazz from Transforemers: Animated wore and I was really excited 'cuz I thought it looked awesome. So then they gave me weapons and told me to go and shoot some aliens. Appearently the apocalypse was an alien invasion. Suddenly getting stuck in a pool and almost dying didn't seen too bad.

So I had a gapping(sp?) gun, a shotgun, a handgun, and about four grenades. There were these aliens that sort of looked like headcrabs, but they were green and slightly larger. I was extra careful about fighting the aliens 'cuz this was real life and I only had one life to lose. I was questioning it, though. Like I thought maybe I had a respawn point or something becuase it was so much like a video game coming to life. So there were also these robot aliens that were tall and gold and shiny. They sort of looked like Daleks, but I know they weren't 'cuz they didn't scare the slag out of me like Daleks do. They were robot alien guards sitting around and talking about their lives. I was able to beat them pretty easily. I picked one up and it started shooting, but I was holding it so that the gun attachment was pointing away from me and it was shooting out all the window of the lab I was in. I guess I was trying to interrogate it. I was asking it stuff, although I don't think I was hurting it.

Don, I love your dreams because they make me laugh.

This was a dream I had a while ago, but... I was a pirate.

I was part of Captain Jack Sparrow's crew. We were in this creepy dungeon that looked like something crossed between Zelda and Silent Hill. It was really hot. >>

I apparently knew the way out 'cuz I helped build it or something, but we were lost?

So there was this door that led to the outside world, and some crew members left. Me, Will Turner, and three other chicks. I didn't want to leave, but I couldn't take any more of the creepy dungeon. Will was looking for Elizabeth. We went outside to find ourselves on the ledge of a building on the 5th story; the roof just above us.

I saw the three girls fall backwards onto a mattress on the ground, and they left. I was looking around trying to find a way to climb down the building; I had already decided I would not jump becuase I am not that crazy. Will told me that I "Just had to fall back" and I shot him a look that said he was insane. He asked if I needed help and held out his hand. There were three maids on the roof who said I should have went with the other group of girls. Then the suggest that I get on a mattress they have on the roof, then throw the both of us off the building. I agreed to that. (How did that sound like a better idea!?) The landing was a little rough, but I wasn't hurt for the most part.

I was wandering around New York City. I ended up at the mall and there was this auditorium where most of Captain Jack's crew was, in handcuffs. The back wall was made of glass so I could see what was happening to them. There were these people putting on a show of how pirating was bad. It looked really boring, and I wanted to help them escape. I was too scared of getting caught, though. I made the excuse that being a pirate wasn't part of my life anymore since I left them in the dungeon. I realized how much I missed being a pirate and missed the crew.

I snuck by and ended up in walking into a section of the mall with a group of children sitting right in the middle watching the pirates being lectured on TV.

I ended up at a bakery and thought about buying some cheesecake, but didn't have a lot of money on me. I thought about getting a job, but no job could compare to that of being a pirate. I left the bakery (without getting any cheesecake, I might add), and wandered around the mall until I found I was in the kitchen of the bakery. The cooks were really mad at me and shooed me out into the front of the store.

The girl who was serving people told me that they didn't let anyone in the kitchen expect chiefs. I told her I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and wandering in there by mistake. She laughed like I was an idiot and she was better then me, and then called me something in Italian. (I would have kicked her aft if I had still been a pirate!)

I only had five dollar and I went into this candy store that was selling a bag of one type of candy for $5. I thought about getting a bag full of gum balls, the huge kind. I think I bought them.

I found my way to my old high school. It was where my old elementary school used to be. I saw my old band teacher, but he didn't have time to talk. I didn't mind since I didn't want to explain how horribly everything was going. I found my way outside and there was a large group of students who were sitting on the front lawn. I sat down and started eating the my cheesecake. (I guess I bought some after all. <3)

I saw one of my old friends who moved to Pennslyvania, but he walked off with a group of his other friends before I had a chance to talk to him. I was really sad about it becuase I really wanted to talk to. I didn't stay asleep long enough to finish my cheesecake, which sucked. It was really good cheesecake, too. >>