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yum_tea Hatter creates a few cups of tea for her, Hare and Mousey as they watch the scene before them. As he's sipping Hare blinks a couple times in slight confusion. I feel like something else should be happening here.... question

rolleyes It's probably just you, nothing ever happens as it SHOULD here you know. The fox throws in a few cubes of sugar before stirring her cup.

You made me decaf right? Mousey inquired, dipping her tongue in to taste like a cat would to milk.

No really I feel like there was supposed to be someone else here. I know I read that thing a hundred times with all the changes that kept popping up! emotion_eyebrow

emotion_awesome POP GOES THE QUEENIE! Hatter exclaimed as Her Redness fumed at the poor unfortunate souls.

*hears Psyzapp's assistant talking to her while she's trying to find the correct places in her shirt for her arms and head* Yes, I know.
That's much easier to do while human than as a cat. cat_rolleyes *quickly pulls the rest of her costume on and runs back to the group* Taus, I think you're missing something here. cat_blaugh *picks his head up by one of his cat ears* You probably want this back.

*laughs* Why do you think I'm holding it by one ear? I don't know where it's been, but I can make a pretty good guess. *looks at the headless body, then at the head in her hand* Catch! *deliberately throws Taus' head high and wide* Oops. cat_twisted

*Cecil tunnels under the snow, hitting his head on Miro's croquet ball on his way back up. He blows a raspberry at it before looking around to see where he is* Ooooohhhh... *curls himself into a ball*

THAT'S RIGHT!! scream The Queen states with conviction. Soccer is really Football, but Football is something else entirely and not played everywhere. And then there is Rugby which is NOT Football but Rugby is full contact LIKE Football with a different ball and nets on a stick!! whee Now POLO has mallets, a ball AND horses which is what THIS game is missing…HORSES! xp

Having returned his weapons to his person a bit ago, he literally facepalms as he listens to his lovely bride. emotion_facepalm Gesù Cristo

She suddenly gasps at the Hatter. You mean this girl was invited to tea and didn't even TASTE any of your desserts you slaved over?!! NERVE INDEED!! talk2hand Looks disapprovingly at Miro. And NOW she's holding up the game!! mad

*body reaches out to catch the head, only for Lia to intercept, to which it makes a rude gesture at her. Once his head in on Kits' shoulders, the body goes limp and falls into a snow bank*
tch...

*takes a moment to try to get his bearings, a bit more woozy than he anticipated from being tossed and kicked around, not to mention the throbbing headache. stressed But once he's got a better handle on his situation, he actually takes it pretty well*
I guess this is fine too...

*tries to make Kits' arms move to cop a feel* ninja

A high pitched squeal could be heard as the "ball" that Alice struck flew and went through a wicket and slowed down with the fluff of the snow. The hedgehog unrolled and rubbed its bruised backside before it gave a glare to the Non-Wonderlander before rolling back up and resting.

Pinching the bridge of his nose. Hare knew that Hatter couldn't contain herself too long. This was Wonderland afterall and nothing was fully sane here. In fact he was PROBABLY the closest to sanity in this place. rolleyes I wouldn't say the stranger was invited to our party. He comments as he walks to where his ball was and continues to speak as he raises his mallet to swing. She just...SHOWED up...when we were getting ready to sit down. He umfed as he struck the ball in his one armed fashion swing and his ball went through 2 wickets before diving into another snow bank.

eek *The extra just didn't know what to say in response to the angered Red Queen sweatdrop and clumsily picked up the scattered papers before scurrying back inside the Grand Room. Will had been watching the whole ordeal from the door, Oh for crying out loud. Now what?! stressed and let the man inside. While listening to the extra as he relayed what the Queen had said, Will takes the dis-shelved stack of papers from the extra, shuffles through them and locates the subpoena list, then dumps the entire stack of announcements in a nearby wastebasket. He then tells the extra to go ahead and immediately hand deliver all the Red Letter Subpoenas to everyone who's on the list, as that is the standard protocol for summoned court appearances, and sends the extra on his way. He should have -known- better, that -SHE- would want everything done in accordance with the latest high-tech capabilities. rolleyes

Will pulls out his cell and starts searching for a reputable blast texting app, finds one and installs it on his phone. He composes a General Announcement to all of Wonderland, inviting the public to attend the courtroom proceedings for the Red Domain Tart Thief, of which will be held at the Red Queen's discretion. He then saves the announcement and sends it out via a Blast Text, and geo-targeting all who are within the region of Wonderland. Within moments, Will's cell phone indicates an incoming Blast Text consisting of his General Announcement, and he scans around the room and out in the courtyard, nodding his head in approval when every single person starts checking their phone in receipt of the Blast Text General Announcement. There. Hopefully that will appease her Majesty ...temporarily, at least. neutral