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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:38 pm
A comet that Haley thought belonged to her cause she saw it first.
Why?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:41 pm
Because they/we/you/I/the-Billy-Goat said so.
Are weeping angel statues creepy?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:45 pm
I thought they were cute.
How can life give so much, but take so much away?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:54 pm
Life is just insecure that we don't appreciate it, so it feels the need to overcompensate.
Could you bring me some brains?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:56 pm
-gives you a frog- The brains are in there somewhere.
What is Forever?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:06 am
It's the voice at the bottom of the wishing well.
Can you hold your Sprite?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:08 am
Yes, but he doesn't like the cage.
Have you met the mortal immortals?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:15 am
Yes, but I've avoided them since losing half my life to them in a bet, so let's keep quiet about that. ninja
What are draw-bridges for?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:22 am
To distract people from the shortcuts into castles through the moats.
Why does the dead chicken run?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:32 am
Kentucky Fried Chicken wants to use his corpse!
Can zombies be detectives?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:35 am
No, but they're among the worst kind of perverts.
Are fuzzy socks evil?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:37 am
Only when you take them off, because then they start moving on their own like fuzzy worms...
What is sunshine?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:42 am
Moonlight's evil twin.
Are you dreaming?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:50 am
Yup yup. Don't be fooled because my eyes are open.
Why did that chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:53 am
To fulfill the obligations in the ransom note on its mate.
Are you not a coward?
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