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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:34 pm
Skuld chuckled through the entire conversation between Spiderman and Deadpool, then shouted down at him "Well, I have to say you really know how to leave an impression!"
The redheaded mage turns to Spiderman, "Are we going to invite him to go hunting the creature? If he gets too annoying, I could always telekinetically hurl pastries at him."
//Sorry, it took so long to post//
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:56 pm
(( after pages and pages and PAGES of being forgotten... ))
The Hulk fell to the ground, Rosie held surprisingly carefully in hand. Upon landing, he leapt away from New York, carrying her with him.
[exit the Hulk and Rosie to No Man's Land]
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:23 pm
Cat made it back to her apartment building, changed back into civilian clothes in random bathroom that had its window left open, and let herself out the front. Then it was just a matter of getting up to the penthouse, which she did easily. Only upon shutting the door after her did she realize that she had left Ghost Rider in the dust. So much for supernatural protection from a demon. ... Oops. Well, she'd just grab her spare and high-tail it out of there. Now... Where did I leave that stupid thing? ~*~ Spider-man eyed the girl quizzically, which was only noticeable if you took in the slight tilt of his head. "... Pastries? ... Nevermind. Why don't you go with Cap and deal with whatever that thing was. Me and Jr. here will handle Crazy McNuttypants." "THAT'S MR. MCNUTTYPANTS TO YOU!" Deadpool yelled back, shaking his fist up at them, "And I already told you, I'm busy right now. I'll have to dutch oven you with those webs after I've put Norman's head on one of those pikes that he keeps on his wall. By the way, how creepy is that?" "Oh, I don't know," younger Spider-man remarked absently, "Pretty standard fare for him. But anyway... about the unfortunate scheduling conflict. Is there a better time for us to hand you your a**? Next Tuesday around three, perhaps?" "Maybe," Deadpool replied, "I'll have my people call your people." "Oh, come on," older Spidey said, jumping down off of the building and attempting to kick the merc in the head, "Where's your sense of spontaneity?" Deadpool gracefully rolled out of the way. "I'm sorry, honey, but the magic's just gone. It's not you; it's me. Just... please remember that we had a beautiful evening together once..." "Do you order your crazy in bulk?" "I look like Ryan Reynolds!" Deadpool replied happily. "Yeah, if Ryan Reynolds cut himself shaving. WITH A WEED WACKER." "No! Seriously! I had sex with a goddess, and she granted me the gift of unlimited access to Scarlett Johanson's boobs!" the merc told him earnestly, deftly ducking under a kick. Spidey threw his free leg behind Deadpool in an attempt to scissor trip him. "Yeah. And I'm the mighty Thor." "No you're not," Deadpool told him, doing a backflip to avoid the leg, "You're Spider-man. Jeez, you are one craaaazy son of a b***h, aren't you? Thor. Ha." Spider-man was silent for a second. "...I'm going to start hitting you, now. ... I don't know when I'll stop."
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:15 pm
//OMG E. This is hillarious.//
Skuld dropped down to the roof top, clutching her sides and laughing herself silly. rofl
"HAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!! OH GOD!!! MAHAAA!!!"
The mage manages to sit up continuing to laugh, and unable to stop.
"I can't.... HAHAHA! I can't... stop."
Skuld clamps her hand over her mouth, and then laughter explodes again. While she's still laughing, she shakes a fist.
"Damn it... MAHA! HAHA! Hard to... HEEEHEEE!! breathe."
Skuld finally begins to calm down, wiping away tears because she laughed so hard.
"Oh. Haha.. Oh, you guys. Oh, I think needed to get that out of my system. Whee! Heeheehee."
After a few more chuckles and completely unable to wipe the wide smile off her face, "You are all terrible. Augh! Heehee."
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:06 pm
Rapture leaped onto the next building ahead of him, had to keep running, had to keep running. He then felt a shiver down his spine, almost like a sixth sense. He soon jumped up high enough to do a backflip and shot two spiky Blood webs from his wrists down at Reaper. He would have to fight him it seems, oh well. He needed to get some exercise anyway.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:25 pm
Reaper slashed through the webbing as it came to him. Landing on another building, he launched himself towards Rapture. He didn't see Ghost Rider anywhere, but he wasn't looking for him either. Or anyone else really. His entire focus was on ripping Rapture into shreds. Very, VERY slowly.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:39 pm
Rapture put his back to the roof and kicked Reaper away from him, he then stood up and chuckled a bit. "Have I been running away from this?" He asked, he wanted to make him mad, to make him fight him rougher. He liked the pain. He formed two javelins with his Blood and began to spin them in his hands. "I know how to fight too." He taunted.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:49 pm
EDIT: Rapture didn't have to do much to make Reaper's temper worse. The mere fact that this was the man who had experimented and tortured him for half his life was enough to make him see red. Reaper spun to face him, but kept curled in a crouching position for a moment. The Kryptonite spine running down his back tensed, and the spikes enlarged. "You'd be smart to run from me. I promice you won't have much fight in you once I get my hands on you." Reaper snarled, his 'tail' snapping at the ground hard enough to break the concrete.~~~ *** ~~~ ~~~ *** ~~~ X paused a moment and took a quick glance towards the sky. His expression didn't change, but the look in his eyes did. He definately wasn't happy at the moment. He had hoped that the being would have gone off after Balancer or someone first. Last moments of freedom...he knew what he'd like to do, but that simply wasn't possible anymore. Suppose there was one other 'last' little thing he could do...
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:51 pm
"You didn't have much fight when I experimented on you, you were very easy to defeat and trap actually." Rapture said with a laugh. With that he jumped down from the roof and stabbed his javelins in the wall, he formed a web in between the javelins for when Reaper was sure to jump or fly down. He then landed and retracted the blood, taking his usual form in the crowd of people. He then used the Blood to change his clothes and smirked as he began to shuffle through the crowd quickly.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:07 pm
Reaper growled and charged after Rapture. He landed in the net, and fire burst from his hands. He was NOT letting the man get away. He'd tear through the crowd if he had to. As the fire began to eat away at the webbing, he began to tear his way through it as well. Soon he was on the ground, furious, and heading straight towards the street of people.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:42 pm
Rapture shot a Blood Spike from his fingertip at a car and caused it to explode as a distraction. In the startled crowed he opened a lucky door and walked in, he was in a motel now, hiding. He would not let Reaper find him. Not on his life.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:38 am
Older Spider-man stared at the girl disbelievingly; he was only vaguely aware that Deadpool was staring at her, too. Hadn't he told her to... go... take care of that thing? Yeah, he was pretty sure that he had. "... Listen, I know that I banter, but that doesn't mean--"
Right about then, younger Spider-man hit Deadpool over the head with a manhole cover. "Doc Ock did this to me, once," he said, politely conversational as the mercenary fell to his knees, "I really hate to think that it was this satisfying." He started to bring it down again...
"God," Deadpool said fuzzily, "You gonna kill me, kid?"
The younger Spidey froze. "Wh--" He hadn't really... Had he...?
"Psych!" The next moment, the boy was flying back into a brick wall, which he crashed into with a loud 'Oof!' Rolling out of the way of the older Spider-man's strike, Deadpool continued conversationally, "The big chibi eyes must press in on his brain. Like with chihuahuas."
Strange blinked. "What--"
Right then, a gorgeous woman, with a gown and flowing hair that moved as though under water, appeared. She sent an interested, strangely appraising look toward Strange, who raised an eyebrow quizzically, and then turned to X. "Here I am! ... Why on earth are you looking like THAT? This is going to be spectacular! Buildings obliterated, earth crumbling--"
"Who," Strange cut in, his voice hard, "Are you?"
She turned to him and grinned. "Zira. Delightful to meet you in person. I've heard nothing but good things. Well..." she added, shooting an amused look at X, "Almost nothing but good things."
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:15 am
X turned his attention away from his realm to Zera, and he seemed to relax a bit. "Can't imagine who you'd hear the good things from." he replied. "I'm starting to get annoyed with all of these interruptions." he said, shooting a galnce back up at the sky.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:26 pm
Zira nodded in what was clearly supposed to be a sympathetic way. "Well... If you'd like, I could distract him for a while. If that's how you'd like to spend my offer of help. He won't be able to kill me, at the very least."
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