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 Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:54 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:37 pm
Nudge five hundred and seventy-one 50. If I have phobias about spiders, snakes, lightning, etc., I'll get therapy and overcome them, so that when lives depend on my ability to behave intelligently, I can do it. Since liberated women can still have it both ways, I will feign phobias in order to deceive or distract Bad Guys. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:42 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:46 pm
Nudge five hundred and seventy-three 52. The Hero and I will have a pre-arranged signal so that if one of us is held at gunpoint and the other is ordered to drop his/her weapon, the hostage will know when to duck while the other one plugs the Bad Guy. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:50 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:55 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:05 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:09 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:12 am
Nudge five hundred and seventy-nine 58. I will not jump out of a lifeboat as it's being lowered over the side of a sinking ship. I'll either give my spot to a mother with a baby and join the Hero in a noble death, or sensibly stay on the lifeboat and treasure my memories of him forever. heart The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:14 am
Nudge five hundred and eighty 59. I will not steal confidential information from the Hero in an attempt to further my career, thus causing the Hero's dismissal from the team assembled to save the earth and severely damaging his efforts to succeed. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:19 am
Nudge five hundred and eighty-one 60. If the Hero tells me he wants to break up with me or quit his dangerous job for my protection, it's already too late; a kidnapping is already in the planning, and I will take all reasonable precautions against it. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:24 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:28 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:34 am
Nudge five hundred and eighty-four 63. I will not accept gifts from the Evil Overlord. They probably contain mind-control devices that would make me giddily happy to marry him. It's demeaning enough to be head-over-heels for the Hero, let alone a creep like the EO. heart The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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