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Cloud:What about your masume blade?I thought you liked it better than a teddy bear.
Sephiroth:What!Since whne did I like a blade! Wait a minute...YOU HAVE MY TEDDY PRISONER!
Cloud:What?Why in hte world would you think that!
Sephiroth:YOU KNEW I HAD A TEDDY BEAR!YOU SAID SO!
Cloud:What!You said you wanted your teddy bear!...get that pillow away from me!AAAAHH!
Sephiroth:Aha!Your weakness is a pillow rubbed against your head because of static electricity!
Cloud:AAAA!
*Sephiroth sees his teddy*
Sephiroth:TEDDY!
*Cloud who's hair is ruined since his hair is down and goes to his waist says,"THAT'S IT!!!! scream scream DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT TOOK TO HAVE THE HAIR DESIGHN!
Sephiroth is too busy talking to his teddy*
Cloud thinking:Hah!I'll kill your teddy!
*Clous slashes his teddy bears head off*
Sephiroth:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonk gonk gonk TEDDY!
*FIN*

ROFL!!!! XD

Man all the good one's are taken.

Man cloud ur hotssss
heart P.S. Ewwwww yuck!

just in case you hadn't read the other pages, the "yo mama.." quote has already been taken, I don't remember by whom though

Cloud: In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

Vincent: So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine.

Hojo, Rufus, and the Turks: We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Cid: And our friends are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play.

H,R&T: We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

Cloud: As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green

H,R&T: We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Nanaki: Look at me!! I'm a butter fly!! *dances around*

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Yuffie: Hey Cloud, you like to see what I have under this shirt...
Cloud: WTF?!

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Cid: I'm kind of the rock baby! *does a sexy old man pose*

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Vincent: ...... I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
The Guys: ..........
Tifa: Vincent... I love you tooo!!!! *runs up to him and tackles him*
Cat Sith: *holds up a big sign* Sorry kids, but the next part of this film has been edited for all you american veiwers out there.

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Cloud: Ya know, if it wasn't for the fact Square pays me all this money, and holds my life, I would have so been in another video game by now.

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Tifa: Cloud... I have something to tell you..
Cloud: ???
Tifa: I.... I'm going to have your baby!! *dramatic pose*
Cloud: O.O

Cid: Now that's just wrong...

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Sephiroth: Where is my hair gel!!! I can't fight with out it!!!
Cloud: *evil snicker**useing the last of it*

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Bahamut: I do say, you think the get tired of upgradeing us in newer games..
Ifrit: Well at least I don't get turned into a machine thing in the next games ahead...
Bahamut: To true.. to true..
Shiva: *checking out X's body* Is it just me or does this form comming up make my breats look bigger...