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 Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:35 pm
168.) Fortune cookies are made out of flour, sugar, and bullshit.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:37 pm
169.) Because laughter hurts.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:38 pm
170.) How'd I know?
I've never been to the realm of that so-called Star Wars and the whoozit whatzit Star Trek.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:39 pm
171.) I keep checking that damn fridge every night, and it always, always remains empty. A grab of some chocolates nearby ensues.
Some day, I'm going to grow fat from these chocolates that I'll have to roll on a skateboard to get around..
*chews on chocolates to console herself*
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:45 pm
172.) Sorry. I can't imagine Megan Fox as a disgruntled orangutan in her past life.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:47 pm
174.) No.
It would be dead.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:48 pm
175.) Me.
Hide and attack. Hide and attack.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:49 pm
176.) Ha.
Ha.
Ain't that funny batshit.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:50 pm
177.) Man made this thing called the Internet.
You should use it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:11 pm
178.) Why are you asking me?
Ask the scientist.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:41 pm
179.) It's best to lie than to allow a sacred object be vulnerable to harm.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:42 pm
180.) GDers.
If the ape > human theory mentioned on Question 172 exists, then GDers are the australopithecines that haven't evolved yet.
They're so pathetic and sad that it makes me gag in disgust.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:43 pm
181.)
Call me Fire.
Call me Priestess.
Don't call me The.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:48 pm
182.) To get an OMG hat.
Donors, quit taking your time and donate.
'xcept for you, Orphie.
I love you so you're off 'da handle.
: B
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