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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:46 pm
Uncertain formation, officer.
Do you blush easily?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:51 pm
Only when monkeys are involved xd
Are you psychic?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:02 pm
You weren't supposed to tell anyone!
Can you squish a bird with papercut?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:08 pm
No, it has to be a cardboard-cut.
Why is the barnacle attached to the ghost?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:16 pm
Why wh- Oh, because you said so. Duh.
Why is lettuce so bland?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:26 pm
Because it wouldn't colour outside the lines, silly.
Why, oh WHY must the Kool-Aid man wreck my walls?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:37 pm
He was drunk.
Why are boys idiots?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:49 pm
Girls threw one too many rocks at their heads.
Why is she "only happy when it rains?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:09 pm
Because she's a snail. Why did the shop run out of PSPs?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:10 pm
Fate knew you wanted one and decided you didn't need it.
Why are taxes needed?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:18 pm
Because the aliens needed a new coffee pot!
Why does the Mad Hatter like tea?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:22 pm
He actually hates it now because it's been tea time for too long.
Would you moon an enemy?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:28 pm
Only if I made it blue.
What would you be if you were me?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:30 pm
Able to make good arsenic cookies.
Have you been married?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:36 pm
That time in Vegas doesn't count!! That Elvis wasn't even a real priest!!!
What is Haley's Comet?
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