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…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.

…Bitches. ‘Sup bitches. It’s Chad Warden here. ‘Aight, I’m talkin’ ‘bout that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that Wii. That Wii? s**t. s**t, people be talkin’ about how it was all “new” and s**t. Well you know what I’m tryin’ to say? I’m tryin’ ta’ say… Is that…
C’mon now. Wii? C’mon, like, that lil’ controller? That looks like a d***o.
‘Aight, I ain’t tryin’ ta’ play my games with no dil-do. ‘Aight… maybe if the game is like… you know… WarioWare… shove up yo’ own a** game, yeah, I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where, ya’ know, shove it up yo’ a**.
But. C’mon now… the Wii? And people tryin’ ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sens- I don’t give a ********, s**t- You know what the Wii should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. ‘Nawmeen *****? I mean c’mon. Ya’ got lil’ games, an you got WiiWare, and ya’ got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil’ b***h, and his lil’ b***h-a** sword, and lil’ shield, and he just goes ha, ha, ha!
C’mon! Who wants to play that s**t? I need to shoot some niggas. Like pow, pow.
And Nintendo, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything. And that s**t is bullshit. Bullshit!
s**t, ta’ say Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? *****… *****, the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7. s**t, Nintendo tried ta’ copy that s**t. They know that they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. *****, I don’t even care if the other systems get Final Fantasy. ‘Cause Final Fantasy sucks a** now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, runnin’ around wit’ a lil’ girl and s**t. ********, everyone knows girls can’t do s**t other than suck d**k.
So… what I’m really tryin ta’ say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, *****. It’s that true s**t. Sony is true s**t. You know.
So… and then you, and we got these Xbox fans. About fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360. Xbox Circle… what do they think they are? They think they’re smart and s**t? We ain’t doin’ geometry, we tryin’ ta’ play some games.
And that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. Xbox don’t got games. It ain’t got games. s**t- what what what, niggas… niggas tryin’ ta’ say like… Gears of War. s**t… ******** Gears of War! More like Tears of War. Man, that s**t has that lil’ b***h cryin’ all the time. See that commercial? That lil’ b***h-a** commercial with that song? With that, with that p***y-a** song? s**t- true games, true games, have some 50 Cent in the background, some Fat Joe, some “Ballin’!” s**t, not- not some ‘a this “Mad World” s**t, man ******** that.
And then, then what else… this Xbox got. Xbox got… Halo. Niggas, niggas tryin ta’ talk about Halo. About… Halo 3. Ya’ know what I say: ‘Man, they best rename that s**t ta’ Gaylo 3.’ s**t, that s**t is mad gay. True niggas, true niggas don’t play that game. You know who plays that s**t? Gay niggas. Gay niggas.
Sony always wins, baby. Sony always wins. You can’t beat Sony. s**t, that s**t is slick… slick. That s**t… Have you seen the PS3? That s**t is nice-nice, slick, black… Ph-ph, ph-phee. That s**t is nice. S-see like my hair, over here b***h? My hair? Like that s**t. That s**t is slick. s**t is black. s**t, my hair was, was blonde before this s**t, ‘aight? I, I dyed this s**t black. Know why? Because PS Triple, the PS Triple, ahh. That s**t is money. Money. We got this one lil’ fat b***h, I dunno his ********’ name, but that lil’ fat b***h tryin’ ta’ say that the cost a lot? What kinda poor, b***h-a** cardboard box is he livin’ out of? Baby… six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t ta’ Chad Warden. Chad Warden wipes his a** with six-hundred dollas. Six-hundred dollas ain’t s**t. s**t, I’ll give you six-hundred dollas, just ta’ shut the hell up, *****.
Well, you, you, I can’t take the Wii with me; I can’t have it in my Caddy. Ya’ know, I need, need ta’ play some HD games while I’m rollin’ in my Caddy. How am I supposed ta’ get some honeys with the Wii? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Wii!” You know what they say ta’ me? ********’ laugh! When, when I show, when I show the PS3… ahh, honeys, honeys get all over ‘dis. s**t. Get all the honeys with the PS Triple.