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 Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:21 am
i got a haircut.
now i have a bob with a straight fringe.
it's pretty sexy.
i feel like a russian-german general. i should be sucking on a cigarette like i have a grudge against it, maybe racing against the allied nations for some secret weapon from ancient civilisations.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:45 am
Eef you vant ein partner een crime. I veel gladly stand by your side.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:48 am
I smoke menthols and nearly a pack a day, because I lead a physically demanding, mentally draining and sexually frustrating life as a grunt. I usually smell like a** and carbon every day anyways, so newports smoke smell is sort of like deodorant to me
Don't like it? Blow me, and the U.S Marines, who will end up getting me killed by cancer, DUI , suicide or 7.62
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:19 am
You wanted reasons. I gave you reasons.
I don't care what you do to yourself.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:34 am
everyone lives their own lives and are entitled to their own opinions, personally, I don't care wither way... I just don't date smokers... (athsmatic, such a relationship would porbably kill me...literally...)
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:57 am
I just don't like being around smokers. Also, my grandpappa has been smoking for over 40 years and sounds like he's gonna hack a lung everytime he coughs (which happens a lot).
Not to mention my dad was an avid smoker for about 20 years until spring 2009, when he had to quit (and actually wanted) due to back problems.
Personally, I start choking around any sort of tobacco smoke. And have no idea why people would want to ruin their lungs with that s**t.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:36 pm
both parents are smokers, grandparents were smokers, older brother is a smoker, and i had asthma during childhood, and i'm pretty sure i now have early stage emphysema.
but i'm still a social smoker.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:08 pm
HAY AGLOBAGLO.
WHAT'S RUSSIAN FOR
"SEXY LESBIAN SUPERVILLAINS"?.
BECAUSE WE SHOULD CALL OURSELVES THAT.
YOU KNOW.
THIS AWESOME WORLD DOMINATION DUO THING WE GOT GOING.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:15 pm
and for some reason that only gives me images of that video that Beyonce and Gaga did together for that song Telephone....
anywho, take care you don't kill yer lungs at least Phreno.
and Spikey, you carry yer a** into battles, your a Special Forces, so far be it from me to tell you anything you can or can't do unless it affects me or my loved ones directly.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:41 am
The Phrenologikal Cat
HAY AGLOBAGLO.
WHAT'S RUSSIAN FOR
"SEXY LESBIAN SUPERVILLAINS"?.
BECAUSE WE SHOULD CALL OURSELVES THAT.
YOU KNOW.
THIS AWESOME WORLD DOMINATION DUO THING WE GOT GOING.
Сексовые супер-злодеи лезбиянки.
[Seksovye (This word is a bit of a slang, but still works) super-zlodeii lezbyanki]
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:29 pm
Heh, thanks for the vote of confidence chief, but I am not special forces whatsoever. Just your Marine Infantryman , machine gunner by trade. I'am not sneaking into bases or blowing up bridges or skydiving out of blimps, I just roll around in a mrap-atv with a mk 19 and shoot grenades with a lot of hate and discontent.
And another thing, with that said , I can't exactly allow to lesbian super femmes to take over the world, sorry gals.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:19 pm
what if we made out sexily in front of you?.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:34 pm
Hmmm...that sounds yummy. ninja Can I watch too?
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:11 pm
That would undoubtedly put a slump in more force of violence and cause some problems to arise, but I would most assuredly preservere and continue fighting the good fight against dictatorship and tyranny, isn't that what henchmen are for?
(Finds it hilarious that his life is basically that, no more than random gondor soldier # 7, GI joe extra #3 from episode 2, or a stormtrooper from starwars)
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:23 pm
lol.
oh henchman #3.
we love you regardless.
anyway, i'm sick of this tyranny = evil nonsense. absolutely 100% untrue.
srsly.
look at the history.
sure, it dissolves into corruption, but things start off awesome.
and who says that supervillains are bad for the world?.
i mean, clearly they have to be intelligent, they have to have perseverance, they have to have multi-tiered plans and are often creative and resourceful.
supervillains > the good guys.
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