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 Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:27 am
smoker is better.
i guess it's because people always use the same tone of voice.
"oh, you're the smoking type."
and then there's this awkward silence as they stare at you, trying to hide their snide contempt and moral superiority.
HMM NOT THAT I'M MAKING ANY ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT YOU, AGGY-POO.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:35 am
I get what you mean. In fact, I can just hear that tone in my head as I read your example.
Good. Now scratch behind my ears, woman! scream *nuzzle*
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:46 am
Something wrong with smoking? I think it compliments my tattoos and thousand yard stare quite nicely
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:50 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:50 am
Yes. It means you smell, your teeth are probably yellow, and kissing you feels like licking an ash tray.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:55 pm
DB Imp Yes. It means you smell, your teeth are probably yellow, and kissing you feels like licking an ash tray. That reminds me of Catullus poem 97, where he basically say that he would prefer the guy's arse to his mouth.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:17 pm
And why would he prefer a guy's butt instead of his mouth?
I'm not familiar with this poem.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:24 pm
In the poem Catullus is insulting this guy who lives this perfect Roman man life and slept with the Lesbia the girl he likes. He states that the guy's mouth and arse are in fact one in the small. Though, he personal, would prefer the guys arse rather then his mouth. He describes the guys mouth and everything.
Here is the English translation of the Poem:
I did not (may the gods love me) think it mattered,
whether I might be smelling Aemilius’s mouth or arse.
The one’s no cleaner, the other’s no dirtier,
in fact his arse is both cleaner and nicer:
since it’s no teeth. Indeed, the other has
foot long teeth, gums like an old box-cart,
and jaws that usually gape like the open
c**t of a pissing mule on heat.
He ******** lots of women, and makes himself out
to be charming, and isn’t set to the mill with the a**?
Shouldn’t we think, of any girl touching him,
she’s capable of licking a foul hangman’s arse?
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:12 pm
Well. That definitely is an interesting poem. From what time is it?
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:13 pm
Catullus predates Augustus by a bit. Though no one is sure when he wrote each poem so they use his birth/death year, so it was made somewhere between 85 BCE and 54 BCE.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:19 pm
DB Imp Yes. It means you smell, your teeth are probably yellow, and kissing you feels like licking an ash tray. I am very meticulous when I smoke. I take very careful measures not to smell like an ash tray, because my parents would freak if they knew. I also brush my teeth religiously, so not yellow.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:08 pm
*gives aglobaglo scratchies*
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:05 pm
So I waste tons of time on the internet, but this site is far from one of those wasted hours. Oh, I love all the twilight funny!
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:36 am
heheheh. xd love how ya repeated yerself there Spikey.
anywho, i smoke cigars rather than cigarettes, and i avoid menthol ones. i don't even like the nicotine, it's just the tobacco i like. it has a decent flavour and it's relaxing. but i don't smoke a bunch. just when i'm agitated, or drunk. or cold. and i don't smoke if i am tired and for any reason it would be bad for me to fall asleep. because when i am tired, i have been known to pass out cause of lighting up. ._.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:13 am
The Phrenologikal Cat
*gives aglobaglo scratchies*
Purrr~~
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