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 Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:05 am
These were the multiple choice answers for the question:
Who wrote this song?
A: Mozart
B: Hannah Montanna
C: Mr. Prior
D: Bob
Mr Prior was my band teacher. That was the easiest test ever xD
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:18 pm
OK during marching practice we stopped to fix something and I asked which way we were guiding and he said to guide toward the low brass section leader Steven, well Steven is a re head and I mean red head and he also has a twin brother which makes it harder to tell them apart. So Mr. Sawyers (our director) say "Ok everyone the one with the long trombone is Steven who you need to guide to and the one with the short one is Michael (michael plays mellophone)." Yes I know very perverted and it took us all 5 minutes to stop laughing.
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:45 pm
I've been attempting to change my schedule so I can be my director's teacher assistant. It's worked, but the school year hasn't started yet.
Me: Hartmetz, we have a problem. The cart's tire popped.
H: Okay...so when we go up I'll get the Gator and bring as much as I can on that in one trip, then come back for the cart itself.
Me: Alrighty.
*after H gets the Gator and we load everything into the back*
H: Want a ride?
Me: Okay. *gets on*
H: *takes off at like 30 mph: do note that the Gator has no doors, roof, or safeties of any kind, and Mr. H tends to take sharp turns on purpose to freak out student passengers...it is also very loud so the following was indeed yelling/capslock*
Me: HARTMETZ, EVERY TIME YOU DRIVE THIS THING I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE. I WANT TO SURVIVE TO BE YOUR T.A. DON'T KILL ME.
H: WELL YOU COULD FALL OUT AND I'D RUN YOU OVER AND YOU'D DIE. SO DON'T DO THAT.
Me: WOULDN'T YOU FLIP OVER FROM THAT?
H: YOU WANT ME TO FLIP US OVER? OKAY. I'VE ONLY DONE THAT TWICE BEFORE BUT I'LL TRY.
Me: NOOOOOOO. THE INSTRUMENTS. THINK OF THE INSTRUMENTS!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:41 pm
my cg instructer coined 'juju' for our show about superstions.
anyone afraid of black cats?
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:49 pm
Linzy Athena My BD is offically CRAZY! One day we were sitting in the music room, and she was writing something on the board, and our Bass Clarinet player, who is almsot equally as crazy as our BD, started petting her shoes, and our BD was like, "Chantelle, stop it, your turning me on!" eek And then, she has the only comfy chari in the entire classroom, so we always steal it, and she always threatens to sit on us. I think I'm the only one who has actually been sat on. sweatdrop She also has this really odd tendancy to stab herself with her baton, and pretends to die. Just at random occaisions, for no real reason... stare Today was the last day of the semester, so it was our last music class, and as a kinda "going away" party, we had fondue. Mmmmm Fondue... anyways... we did an oil fondue with hot dogs and cheese and batter and whatever... and then she was sitting there cooking her stuff, and shes like "Mmmm fondue turds!" refering to the little peices of batter that were floating around the fondue pot. I swear she is gunna die of a heart attack at like 32! IF she keeps going with these fondues, and her love affair with Nachos! Mmm Nachos lol i must agree with you. you guys must have fun laughing at her
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:52 pm
BD: -points to mouth- If it's all loosey goosey, it's gonna be crappy wappy
<.< he's talking about our lip work ><
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:30 am
Clarinet Goddess says . . . ♭♮♯Dance to the Rythym,
Skip to the Beat ...╔══════════════╗
I just remembered soemthing from way back in 7th grade.
I had to play a solo in front of the class for a final exam. i play my solo, but im all nervous cause ive never played alone in front of a group of people before, so i mess up and squeak a lot.
H: What size reed to you use?
Me: Uh...3 i think.
H: how long have you been using 3s?
Me: A little less then a week.
H*angry*; Who told you to switch to a higher reed?
Me: Uh...me? I told myself to get higher reeds...
H: Oh. Well, good call, cause you sound really good with them.
Me: burning_eyes
╚══════════════╝ ... Live the Music,
And take the Repeat ♭♮♯ My Profile ♪ My Website ♫ My Guild ♬
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:09 am
Hartmetz: Count them off, Katie.
Katie [drum major]: One, two, three---
Hartmetz: YUVAL. STOP TALKING TO MOLLY.
Katie: neutral ...one, two, three---
Hartmetz: Kyle! Pay attention! Katie's about to start the song and you're looking at the sky!
Katie: rolleyes One, two, three---
Hartmetz: Go ahead and start, Katie.
Katie: SERIOUSLY, H?!
Hartmetz: rofl
The sad part is that he does this all the time and she still hasn't learned to ignore him. xD
EDIT:
Hartmetz: So who's not getting e-mails from the band account?
Daniel (Senior, has been in band all four years): *raises hand*
Hartmetz: WHAT. You've been in band HOW LONG NOW? >__>
Daniel: Can I just have the info paper? :l
Hartmetz: FINE. HERE. *hands it to him*
Daniel: Thank you!
Hartmetz: *mock angry* YOU'RE WELCOME. evil
Everyone: lolwhat.
Superedit:
Hartmetz: *after the drumline dutted too loud for his liking* DRUMLINE. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT IN THE REST. IT'S NOT MUSICAL. IF YOU HAVE TO GIVE AN ORAL TO PLAY IN TIME THAT'S FINE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
...I'm surprised we continued rehearsal after that one, whoo boy. xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:49 am
"You're all trash! TRASH......I'm sorry for the things I've said."
"Come'on guys, it takes five secounds to put it in and five secounds to take it out......oh.."
"If you're talking right now, I hate you."
There are many more. xD
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:28 pm
My 7th grade bd was telling us something she saw when she was driving... She saw a bumper sticker that said 'Sorry, Im baroque.' or something along those lines...
I thought it was hilarious. No one else did. rofl
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:12 pm
t o x i i c m a d n e s s My 7th grade bd was telling us something she saw when she was driving... She saw a bumper sticker that said 'Sorry, Im baroque.' or something along those lines...
I thought it was hilarious. No one else did. rofl Haha love it! Thats liek the bumper sticker you can buy at one of my fav music stores. "Wherever i go, treble follows"
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:54 pm
My BD doesn't say a lot, especially stuff that is really funny. He tries to keep a serious tone and stuff, but one thing he does is nearly priceless.
He has the A&H group during the day and band is 5th block. A&H is retarded, that's all that can be said about them. They take notes and their tests are all multiple choice. The answers are in bold. Some people actually fail his tests.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:56 pm
I lied. He chronically makes a Holy Grail reference when people have cell phones out.
"Now put away your cell phones, your orangutans, and your breakfast cereals and get focused!"
On one of the percussionists' birthday, the other drummers drew a p***s on the back of his neck with a sharpie. He walked up to the front to ask Mr. S to go to the bathroom. He signed the pass and hung his head so everyone could see. He stepped off the box and walked to the back room.
"Okay, who's the artist that used Tre's canvas?"
He was trying to hold back a laugh but it still showed a little. He tries to be serious and not laugh at them, but it cracks him up.
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:12 pm
We were all riding in my director's pick-up truck due to the pit cart being towed. Mrs. Ashworth's birthday was last week.
Hartmetz: *makes sure everyone's seated: three pit members, a flute, and the two colorguard sponsors that he always mocks* Oh, wait, it's too heavy a load...we won't be able to go.
Ashworth: OH. THANKS, SEAN. :l
*we get to the top of the hill, unload people to unhook the cart. Mrs. Ashworth is the last one out and Hartmetz puts the back of the bed down so she can get out easier, and says something to her that I didn't hear and assumed it was mockery*
Me: What, is this elderly access for your truckbed or something?
Hartmetz: WHOAAAA. LOL NICE.
Ashworth: You know, Mary, I used to like you.
Me: I was kidding!
Hartmetz: That was grea---I mean, DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. *gives me a thumbs up and grin behind Mrs. A's back*
Mrs. Ashworth: I forgive you, Mary...considering the company you keep it's no wonder.
Hartmetz: I've taught my children well---I mean...8D
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:32 pm
(warning, a little bit of mature text here, just in case.)
we were marching outside the school, and my BD (Dr. miller) was walking alongside us. the percussion was drummin a beat, and everynow and then on a downbeat, we would yell "SOUTH!" but some others had gotten another idea, and decided to yell "SKEET!" eventually, the whole band got into it, and our BD was furious! he called us to gather around, and he had the mic on his loudspeaker on. he said: "it has occured to me that the band has been shouting...an innappropriate word. i will not say it, but the meaning of it, for those who don't know, it means male ejaculation." hearing that on the loudspeaker next to the school, that was so funny, we could'nt keep from laughing!!
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