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 Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:28 pm
Betman Kuzodav NintendOmega Aurons_Blade Kuzodav Allegro Fair enough. That makes sense for those of us big enough to require that kind of adjustment. Quite. And it allows some of those poor souls the ability to pretend and experience what it would be like. Would it come with a strap-on accessory? Probably multiple ones, so you can play with your friends. One tops. How else am I supposed to make profit off of accessories? You're a terrible market ******** off.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4.WRONG. People won't even TRY it out if they can play the game just fine without it. No reason to buy something you don't really need. It'd be like with the Wiiwheel with Mario Kart. It's just better.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:29 pm
Betman You're supposed to give none with the game.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4. The first two could be good, but then Kuzo will start picking out shitty porn and everyone will hate it.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:30 pm
Owwin Betman You're supposed to give none with the game.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4. The first two could be good, but then Kuzo will start picking out shitty porn and everyone will hate it. The pelvic attachments, not the games.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:30 pm
Betman Kuzodav NintendOmega Aurons_Blade Kuzodav Allegro Fair enough. That makes sense for those of us big enough to require that kind of adjustment. Quite. And it allows some of those poor souls the ability to pretend and experience what it would be like. Would it come with a strap-on accessory? Probably multiple ones, so you can play with your friends. One tops. How else am I supposed to make profit off of accessories? You're a terrible market ******** off.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4.But if people play without the accessory, how will they know whether or not they want to buy it? Make it come with one, and sell more separately. Also make it somewhat easy to break, so they'll have to buy replacements. NO WARRANTY, BECH.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:32 pm
Aurons_Blade Betman Kuzodav NintendOmega Aurons_Blade Would it come with a strap-on accessory? Probably multiple ones, so you can play with your friends. One tops. How else am I supposed to make profit off of accessories? You're a terrible market ******** off.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4.But if people play without the accessory, how will they know whether or not they want to buy it? Make it come with one, and sell more separately. Also make it somewhat easy to break, so they'll have to buy replacements. NO WARRANTY, BECH. Auron, would you like to be my business partner?
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:38 pm
Kuzodav Aurons_Blade Betman Kuzodav NintendOmega Aurons_Blade Would it come with a strap-on accessory? Probably multiple ones, so you can play with your friends. One tops. How else am I supposed to make profit off of accessories? You're a terrible market ******** off.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4.But if people play without the accessory, how will they know whether or not they want to buy it? Make it come with one, and sell more separately. Also make it somewhat easy to break, so they'll have to buy replacements. NO WARRANTY, BECH. Auron, would you like to be my business partner? That depends. Do I get a free copy of the game?
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:40 pm
Aurons_Blade Kuzodav Aurons_Blade Betman Kuzodav One tops. How else am I supposed to make profit off of accessories? You're a terrible market ******** off.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4.But if people play without the accessory, how will they know whether or not they want to buy it? Make it come with one, and sell more separately. Also make it somewhat easy to break, so they'll have to buy replacements. NO WARRANTY, BECH. Auron, would you like to be my business partner? That depends. Do I get a free copy of the game? And profit.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:47 pm
Kuzodav Aurons_Blade Kuzodav Aurons_Blade Betman Kuzodav f**k that. One tops. How else am I supposed to make profit off of accessories? You're a terrible market man! f**k off.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4.But if people play without the accessory, how will they know whether or not they want to buy it? Make it come with one, and sell more separately. Also make it somewhat easy to break, so they'll have to buy replacements. NO WARRANTY, BECH. Auron, would you like to be my business partner? That depends. Do I get a free copy of the game? And profit. 1. Come up with a game concept 2. Swear a whole lot 3. ??? 4. Profit!
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:48 pm
Kuzodav Aurons_Blade Kuzodav Aurons_Blade Betman Kuzodav One tops. How else am I supposed to make profit off of accessories? You're a terrible market ******** off.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4.But if people play without the accessory, how will they know whether or not they want to buy it? Make it come with one, and sell more separately. Also make it somewhat easy to break, so they'll have to buy replacements. NO WARRANTY, BECH. Auron, would you like to be my business partner? That depends. Do I get a free copy of the game? And profit. Hot damn, I'm in. Now, like Rockband and Guitar Hero, we'll have certain rankings of the porn. The player will start with Handjob porns, working up to blowjobs, then amateur porn, working their way up to the good stuff. They either have to unlock all the pornos themselves through Story Mode, or pay for the cheat to unlock them all. Downloadable porns (for around 200-300 points a piece) will also be available, so people will get whatever pleases their sick minds. So far so good?
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:49 pm
I'm going skiing tomorrow.
The slopes at this place look easy though
So no fun for me this time. :/
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:49 pm
Except most amateur stuff is way better than "real" porn.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:51 pm
Aurons_Blade Kuzodav Aurons_Blade Kuzodav Aurons_Blade But if people play without the accessory, how will they know whether or not they want to buy it? Make it come with one, and sell more separately. Also make it somewhat easy to break, so they'll have to buy replacements. NO WARRANTY, BECH. Auron, would you like to be my business partner? That depends. Do I get a free copy of the game? And profit. Hot damn, I'm in. Now, like Rockband and Guitar Hero, we'll have certain rankings of the porn. The player will start with Handjob porns, working up to blowjobs, then amateur porn, working their way up to the good stuff. They either have to unlock all the pornos themselves through Story Mode, or pay for the cheat to unlock them all. Downloadable porns (for around 200-300 points a piece) will also be available, so people will get whatever pleases their sick minds. So far so good? Not only that, but as you rank up through the modes, from 'basement porn extra' to 'porn star' the video get increasingly more clear and pristine, along with more difficult movements.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:59 pm
LEVEL 1: OBJECTIVE: Beat off to Shamwow guy.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:06 pm
Betman You're supposed to give none with the game.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4. Why limit it to only 4 player? @Allegro: Pic or it nevar happened! XP
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:07 pm
Hobo Scruffy You're supposed to give none with the game.
If it's good enough, people will buy 4. Why limit it to only 4 player? @Allegro: Pic or it nevar happened! XP You broke the quote.
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