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@Shira: You just made my day. Shay just laughed so hard, she fell out of her chair, and can no longer voice a coherent thought, which is why she is referring to herself as Shay.

No, no. Freya is adorable. I just meant she has huge boobs.



@Red: Yuffie. Sucks. Cloud is better.

Loz is good, but his sideburns and the lick on his hair are a little odd. The other are all kind of ehhhh.

Rufus is sexable and so is Reno, he's one of those long hair types I can love.

Men from 6 onwards

6: Locke
7: Rufus, Reno, Cloud, Loz
8: Seifer, Zell, Squall
9: Umm... maybe Blank if he didn't, you know, look like he was stitched together from different people's bodies. Maybe Amarant if he wasn't blue...
10/10-2: Tidus, Gippal (rhymes with n****e! 8D )
12: Vaan, Balthier, Gabranth, Vossler
13: Snow, Hope (sort of), Yaag Rosch (so little love for Yaag ;_; ), Rygdea, Cid... maybe...

Womenz from 6 onwardz:

6: Terra, Celes
7: Aerith, Yuffie, Tifa
8: QUISTIS! Rinoa much less but still above Selphi. Honorable mentions to Edea and Ultimecia.
9: Garnet... I guess?
10/10-2: Lulu and Riku,, and Leblanc for the LOLZ
12: Ashe and FRAN!!!!
13: Lightning, Fang, Vanille. All good.


Keep in mind, I only likez men, but i still rank ze womenz.

I laughed because it lets me know that I’m not the only one who has a father that went through that xD
My dad was a really good-looking super jock in high school, and now he’s 50lbs overweight with gray hair, five kids, a deceased wife, and a pregnant girlfriend-who-I-think-is-really-a-guy.

And no, it shows you have a life, unlike me.

@Auggie: Ashe is like… #3. Aeris is #2, Lightining is #1. Point blank.

I know, right!?
When my Dad showed me his yearbook picture, this is how our conversation went:
Me: "Whoa! Whose the hottie?"
Dad: "That's me when I was in high school!"
Me: "..."
Dad: "=)"
Me: "No... seriously... whose the hottie?"
Dad: "That's me!" *points to his name below the picture*
Me: "..."
Dad: "..."
Me: "What happened to you?"
Dad: "What do you mean? I'm still good looking"
Me: "*insert awkward coughing fit here* "WhatsfordinnerDadImhungry"

Mine was similar:
Dad: *Hands me a picture* “Hey, take a look at this” *Proud smile*
Me: “OMG. Who is THAT?! He’s really… Holy s**t.”
Dad: “Look at the back.”
Me: “No, seriously. Dad, did you get this off the internet? Cuz that’s not funny…” stare
Dad: “It’s me. Call your grandmother and ask her if you don’t believe me!”
Me: Fine! *Calls Grammy* “Dad just showed me this picture of some hot guy and he’s claiming it’s him.”
Grammy: “It is him, Bri. (Yes, that’s my name)”
Me: *Looks at dad, then at picture, then at cell phone, to make sure I’m not dreaming* “But… You’re hot in this picture! Wtf?”
Dad: “I’m still handsome!” scream
Me: *Awkward pause* “So anywho, about that party I was asking about…”


@Auggie: Quistis is GROSS. Fang=EW. Rikku... I like Rikku, so okay.

@Hark: *Poke* I think we're talking strictly FF guys/girls

Hmmm.... I think I can do that. Here's my top 3:

1.) Sephiroth (OMG!!!! Sexiest picture I've ever seen of him without some sort of pse with everything just THERE!!! This is straight up HOT!!!)
2.) Squall Leonhart (Couldn't find a hot pic... crying )
3.) Vincent Valentine

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BLEACH + NARUTO TIME!

Bleach
1. Kensei Muguruma
2. Grimmjow
3.Hisagi Shuuhei
4. Akon
5. Every other hot guy in the series OMNOMNOMNOM Kira/Gin/Renji/Ichigo/Rikichi/Shinji/etc.

Naruto
1. Kiba Inuzuka (men <3 )
2. Hidan
3. C
4. Sasuke (that's right, I said it.)
5. Sai
6. Minato/Gaara/Naruto/Neji/Shikamaru/Kankuro/every other hot or vaguely hot guy etc. (Gai and Lee bottom of any list FOR OBVIOUS REASONS)