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 Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:27 am
Anouncer: B-5....B-5....
Anouncer: G-42....G-42....
Anouncer: I-24....I-24....
Anouncer: N-19....N-19....
Anouncer: O-49....O-49....
Rufus: blaugh BINGO!!!!
Barret: ~*~BANG~*~ ninja
Rufus:X__X
Anouncer: um...I-26....I-26....
Anouncer: G-36....G-36....
Reno: xd BINGO BABY!!!
Barret: ~*~BANG~*~ ninja
Reno: X__X
Anouncer: um, B-7....B-7....
Anouncer: N-38....
Barret: blaugh BINGO!!! WHAT IT IS BABY! Now Give me my fruit basket!
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:15 pm
Aeiris: *sings in lamb of gods singer voice, and dressed in all black* NOW YOU GOT SOMETHING TO DIE FOR, NOW YOU GOT SOMETHING TO DIE!!!
Cloud:...*in slipknot singers voice* YOU DONT GIVE A s**t, I DONT GIVE A s**t...
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:01 pm
onjay3000 Cloud: *walks into seventh heaven bar* Hey Tifa... are those astronaut pants? Cause your a** is out of this world! Barret: *Walks in* Hey Tifa, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long Red 13: *walks in* Tifa, how about a Date... you... me... say yes, say you can't, just don't say no! Tifa: That's it... the next guy that hits on me is gonna get the a** whuppin of the century! Believe that! Vincent: *Walks in* How about a beer in here? Tifa: *Repeats what vincent said to her* waaaait.... that wasn't a come on! I love you Vincent. Cait Sith: *Walks in* Hey Tifa you must be a pirate, because you've got my mast higher than ever! Cloud, Barret, Red 13: .... Cait sith: ... what... do I have food on my fur... Tifa... what are you doing with that knife? AAAA!!!!It's the attack of the Zidanes! eek blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:21 pm
(My personal fav!)
My Offical FF7 Wassup!
Cloud:*picks up phone* Hello?
Sephiroth:Wassup!?!
Cloud: mad
Tifa:Yo?
Sephiroth:WASSUP!?!
Tifa:Wassup!!!!
Aeris:What's up???
Cloud:Aeris,you supposed to be dead! scream
Aeris:WASSUP!!!!
Cid:Hello???
Tifa:Wazzup??
Cid:What the $&^*! WASSUP!!!!
Cloud:*hangs up*
Aeris:Figures....
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:33 pm
*Vincent walks on the gold saucer stage*
Vincent:.....*clears throat and starts to sing mary had a little lamb*
*******
Aeris:..Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah?
Aeris: What's an errection?
Cloud: *beat red*......go ask Barret!
*******
Cid: That's it! Yuffie!
*Cid grabs Yuffie and throws her over the side of the airship*
Yuffie: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
(my dream come true! j/k)
*******
*Talking about Lucricia*
Vincent: Like Oh, my god, she totally asked me out, and then she f***ing went off with that F***ing moron Hojo. God! I am really about to have a BF!
*******
Stupid yes, Idiotic yes, Funny.....maybe. razz
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:53 pm
cloud:Aeris im gonna slit your throat
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:54 pm
cloud:Aeris im gonna get you up the butt
Aeris: Ooh! bring it Cloud baby!
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:49 pm
(the part of the game where you play in cloud's past)
Cloud's mom: I think you should settle down and get a nice girlfriend.
Cloud: GIRLfriend?!
Cloud's mom: Of course! Get one that can protect you too.
Cloud: umm....*whisper* Sephiroth would protect me...
Cloud's mom: Say something?
Cloud: Nope!
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:59 pm
Cloud: Tifa... seriously... what size are your breasts?
Barret: Yeah man, those are like... t-cups
Red13: Wouldn't mind taking a sip from those
Cloud: One day I'd really like to ask her that
Red13: Yeah
Barret: Yeah
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Tifa: Aeris... do you have a crush on cloud?
Aeris: No, he just reminds me of my old boyfriend!
Tifa: good, cause if you lay one hand on my man, i will beat you like a step-child
Aeris: Oh no you di'ent
Tifa: Girlfriend don't start with me!
Aeris: Tifa stop actin stoopid
Tifa: Make me
Aeris: I don't make trash, I bury it.
Tifa: *Attacks Aeris*
Cloud: I put 2000 gil on the brunette!
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:22 pm
onjay3000 Cloud: Tifa... seriously... what size are your breasts? Barret: Yeah man, those are like... t-cups Red13: Wouldn't mind taking a sip from those Cloud: One day I'd really like to ask her that Red13: Yeah Barret: Yeah ----------------------------------- Tifa: Aeris... do you have a crush on cloud? Aeris: No, he just reminds me of my old boyfriend! Tifa: good, cause if you lay one hand on my man, i will beat you like a step-child Aeris: Oh no you di'ent Tifa: Girlfriend don't start with me! Aeris: Tifa stop actin stoopid Tifa: Make me Aeris: I don't make trash, I bury it. Tifa: *Attacks Aeris* Cloud: I put 2000 gil on the brunette! Red XIII: ninja *casts ultima on Cloud and pretends it was Barrett*
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:50 pm
Cloud, Vincent & Cid: cool WE LIKE BIG BUTTS AND WE CAN NOT LIE!!!
Cloud: cool You otha Brutha's can't Deny
Cloud, Vincent & Cid: cool AND WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WHASTE AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET... eek .....
*Barret walks in*
Barret: eek ..........
Cloud, Vincent, & Cid: eek ...........
Barret: eek ..........
Cloud, Vincent, & Cid: eek ...........
Barret: eek ....... scream AW HELL NO!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:43 am
Cloud: I wanna be a pornstar.
Tifa & Aeris: So do I! heart
Aeris: Hey! I wanna be with Cloud, after all, he is my body guard.
Tifa: No! Aeris, let me remind you your dead. surprised
Aeris: Oh yeah! stressed
Yuffie: Hey Cloud. heart
Tifa & Aeris: ATTACK! domokun
Barret: 100 Gil on Tifa!
Red XIII: 150 gil on Aeris.
Barret: Dumbass, you lost 'cause Aeris is already DEAD!
Red XII: *Casts revive* b***h, What now?
Barret: God dammit!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:56 am
Aeris:*talking to Cloud* I'm not a Stripper,I'm an Ancient!!! scream
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:07 am
Berret: I'm secretly gay.
Cloud:I already knew that.
Berret: What you little @!#$%
Tifa:Yep I told him. Thats why Shinra is coming to take Marlene away.
Berret:That's it screw the planet. I'm joining Sephiroth, now We're gonna blow up this planet.
Sephiroth:What I'm tryin to save the planet.
All:Ok lets all join Sephiroth.
Then later,
Rufus: Yes they all traveled together in one party instead of splitting up into groups.
*POW*
Rufus: yes that made it so easy to kill them all at once with an A-bomb.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:18 pm
Cloud: wink Come and rest your feet my little chocholate Suflae, I know your tired. You've been running through my mind all day.
Barret: eek .....um, I'm the only one in this room with you right now...
Cloud: cool I know...
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