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 Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:38 pm
I buried it last year.
Have you ever been to a concert?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:40 pm
No, and I swear the riot that happened afterward had nothing to do with me. ninja
Can I borrow some rope?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:42 pm
Sure, but it's a rope of ashes.
What's in your nose?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:43 pm
Roses and diamonds. It's rather uncomfortable.
Is the skunk jealous of the cat?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:48 pm
No, but the mermaid is jealous of the dragon.
Can dead men dance?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:51 pm
Yes, and they're the best breakdancers.
Do siren's sing beautifully?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:53 pm
Yup, 'cause I always wanna run up to them and hug them.
Why does the dog chase his tail?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:53 pm
It was in love-
Did you meet the captain's daughter?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:57 pm
Yes, but when I knew her she was the hanged man's daughter.
Can you touch sunlight?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:59 pm
No, but my dog thinks he can.
Why is the moon white?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:01 pm
It's not. It's green, but you can't tell because Earth is a darker green.
Did you die?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:02 pm
Once, but I broke Hell's A/C unit so they threw me back.
Is it the New year?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:03 pm
It must be. Someone just blew up a fish-
Do you believe in soul mates?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:03 pm
Nope, thats why I ran from home with my boyfriend
Why is my house on fire?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:04 pm
You forgot to cover the fireplace. Duh.
Why do mountains not shrink?
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