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Loel Scythe

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:00 pm


I have a few other people to help me keep watch, I mean come on you just happenly keep crossing paths with the same kid. Nah. And most likely I'll do something to entertain myself, like pretend I'm one of those british "explorers" who document the life of an animal, such as "Big Cat Diary." My mom loves that show for some reason, but I feel sorry the felids. =/
I shall be that girl at the local cafe with the computer and notepad who looks like she's doing her homework, but in fact I would be writting:
▲ bought coffee and a bagel at 11:32
▲ enters car again at 11:34
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:03 pm


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I shall keep that in mind. My vengeance shall be sweet.

At least you know that I like you. And I shall be waiting, mein Meister.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:15 pm


Hah. I'd just pay a couple buddies of mine to 'kidnap' you in a van, Loel. I've already had one person try that on me. Scared the crap out of her with some of the stuff I pulled, just to mess with her.

@Bern: I figured you did. You poke fun at me too often not to.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:20 pm


Oh do make sure that the van is playing cheesy 90s pop music. Spice Girls if possible.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:27 pm


Lady Bern
Oh do make sure that the van is playing cheesy 90s pop music. Spice Girls if possible.


Must be a culture thing. Cause I just don't get it.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:30 pm


If you cherish your friends you wouldn't make them do such a thing. Cause I have friends of my own. And of course with a task as risky as that, I would make sure to have back up. Seriously it would be too easy to simply pick a reacurring girl, but add a few more people into the mix...

Loel Scythe

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:38 pm


I said I'd have a couple buddies do it. Not friends. If I had my friends do it, they would use chloroform and other crap. Not to mention breaking your arms if you resisted. And that would just be taking it beyond the realm of my sadistic sense of humor. And it would actually be easier to spot multiple people following you than a single person. More patterns to see. I've had to deal with that one too, unfortunately.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:43 pm


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Lady Bern
Oh do make sure that the van is playing cheesy 90s pop music. Spice Girls if possible.


Must be a culture thing. Cause I just don't get it.

It's not it is a form of torture. Playing an annoying song over and over again repetitively. Try it on yourself. Find a song that you don't really hate or like and let it play on repeat for ten to fifteen minutes depending on the length of the song, if you're not sure then just play it 10 times. If you can manage through that then try it with a song that you hate.

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Loel Scythe

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:58 pm


I know how to break limbs too. And so would the people assissting me and no they're not a bunch of kids- putting someone so young in danger, I couldn't do that -other than that you wouldn't want to be in an area with too many eyes. Backtracking to the cause of this, you'd think I'd solely have you being watched? Of course my main priority would be the person you'd be targetting, that is if they're innocent of anything. But if it were just you for suspiscious behavior, well there are means of surveyance.

Ah! I forgot to mention the five packs of sugar for your coffee! But that's just an example, who gives a damn if you like coffee?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:06 pm


Lady Bern
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Lady Bern
Oh do make sure that the van is playing cheesy 90s pop music. Spice Girls if possible.


Must be a culture thing. Cause I just don't get it.

It's not it is a form of torture. Playing an annoying song over and over again repetitively. Try it on yourself. Find a song that you don't really hate or like and let it play on repeat for ten to fifteen minutes depending on the length of the song, if you're not sure then just play it 10 times. If you can manage through that then try it with a song that you hate.


Been there, done that. Spent six months in the middle of the ocean listening to people playing the same rap songs over and over every day. Didn't bother me.

@Loel: The people I would be using are professionally trained to both subdue and kill. I'm sure mine would win the pissing contest. And yes, I do think that I would be the sole person you'd have being watched. I'm not stupid. I'm not going to leave clues as to who is on my hit list. Your other means of surveillance would fail, as well. Set up whatever you want. I've been a hunter for years. I know how to spot broken patterns. And trust me. No matter how well you try to cover up that you've moved something, I'll notice.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:13 pm


That's why you destroy everything to cover up that you were there for a certain reason.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:24 pm


And so are my people. And who said I'd have it covered up? Just to rub it in I'd have the entire place trashed. ^.^ And then go for the actual hitlist, rather than the decoy you would have set up.

Loel Scythe

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:31 pm


Something makes me doubt that you have military and private defense contractors in your personal phonebook. And you had better have it covered up. If you trashed my place then my buddies would disappear. To be immediately replaced by my knives opening people's arteries. I tolerate lots of things, but people breaking my toys is not one of them. And you still don't seem to get it. You'd never find a hit list. I'm not a moron. I wouldn't leave any evidence to be used to try and predict either my path or my target. I'm not a kindergartner.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:56 pm


You would more than likely have those names memorized than listed down.
And I know that you know that only a partial of all this is true, that some of these things are complete and total bs because we'd do something entirely different than what we said. And toys? O.o Man, you're already being watched- I'm sure of it. Because whatever toys you have must be something dangerous to the public.

Loel Scythe

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:07 pm


I've had stalkers before. Also been followed by three PIs, one undercover cop, and an FBI investigator. I know exactly what to do.

Despite the toys I have that Wynaro is so obsessed with, no. I'm not being watched. At least, not in person. My lack of a criminal record is being watched quite closely, I imagine. That bit probably comes with the territory of owning functioning mil-spec hardware. ninja
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