Typhoon_Omi
KeNsHiNo5o
Er, before I leave:
What, Omi?
..I 'spose you're NOT THINKING WITH PORTALS, sir. domokun I'll explain another time, see ya. XPI was totally thinking with portals!
I went to google, and was about to search for your site, then I decided to pull my portal gun out.
When I did this, I fired one portal at the URL AFTER clicking search and the other portal was still on Gaia.
I pushed search, was redirected to Gaia's posting page, posted about my confusion, then created a single portal. I looked at this portal and went through it, and it spat me out at the google's search page, with nothing type in. There were billions of results, as lots of pages on the internet have
no useful information on them.
And then I walked back into the portal and ended up on Gaia again, read you post, started to comment, then made another portal. I forgot if I made it red or blue, and then I walked into it. It totally crashed my computer and gave me the blue screen of death, so I assume I made a red portal, and completely forgot about the blue one, which caused my computer to crash. And when that happened, I moved around quickly with my mouse and fired a portal under me, which was stupid, because I started to go into infinite portal drop, as I was shooting out of the wall, into the portal, and this caused my computer's RAM to all get used up as it attempted to calculate the movements of me and show them both below and above me, as that's what portals do. I was chasing after myself and myself was chasing after I. Since this was happening, I was totally thinking with portals, and I created a portal in the wall opposite me. This other portal shot me across the room, in which I landed at my own computer, after flying through the OTHER portal, and then I started to type this message.
At that point, it was already about time for me to go, so I created a blue portal over the submit button and created the red portal under my TV set. The result was my TV set ramming into the computer screen, causing a portal reaction which resulted in my TV randomly crashing into my computer screen as it wants to, thus creating a paradoxal society which spawned many differnent dimensions, all based on how many times my TV crashed into my computer screen. At some point in this time, I got bored, and placed my hand between the TV and the computer screen, which made me post this unusally long post from me, explaining how I used portals to make this post and was, in fact, thinking with portals.
Because of this, your statement is false, so I highly encourage you to think with portals and use the ability to traverse backwards through time, much like the way Superman does, only with portals instead of super-fast speed. Since portals obviously defy all physics known to humans, you are hereby allowed to revert to the future and make a post respond to the post that I am making about how I was previously thinking about portals and always will be in the future. I shall think with portals at all times in the future, as I have seen that portal video numerous times, abusing the seek bar on both YouTube and my media player by placing portals at the beginning and end. It works similarily to the way the repeat button works, although it is much more efficient, and overlaps slightly, meaning Windows gets confused to the point at which it breaks completely and disables all of it's pre-fashioned viruses and excuses for crashing.
And this is how I was totally thinking in portals.
Explain to me tomorrow!
domokun And tell me if you liked my post xP