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 Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:41 pm
s0ul caper~ Cloud: Tidus? Tidus: Yes Cloud? Cloud: Would you like to hear how you were really created? Tidus: 3nodding Cloud: You know Ash Ketchum, don't you? Tidus: Yeah... Cloud: Well...um...one night me and Ash had too many Margaritas and...um...well...one thing led to another. before we knew it, we were...um.....Lets just say he whacked my baseballs with his bat and he later went third base on me. Tidus: eek But you told me... Cloud:...FORGET WHAT I TOLD YOU! YOU GOT THAT! scream Tidus:I'm scared crying eek WTF this is wierd, yet disturbingly funny eek blaugh
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:02 pm
Cloud: Damn we're done for guys!
Sephiroth: Mah Ha Ha HA!!! Finally i can get you out of my life and into the after life!
Cloud: *on the ground breathing hard* Huh?
*yelling comeing from a vent above Sephiroth*
Sephiroth:....what...the hell?
*vent bust open and Scooby-Doo and his gang fall on Sephiroth*
Scooby-Doo: Ruh oh...Wrong Show.
Sephiroth: AHHH NO!!! Not at my one change to kill CLOUD!!!
Freddy: ok lets unmask this villin. *pulls on Sephiroths Hair and rips it off*
Shaggy: eek HOLY S%&@ MAN! He's for real!
Cloud: OK GUYS LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!! *Cloud and his crew run away*
Sephiroth: NOOO *cries* crying That was my chance to kill them one and for all! And i would have got away with it too if it wasnt for you medling kids!
Scooby-Doo: REY! *pees on his head*
Sephiroth: AND THAT PESKY DOG TOO!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:54 pm
Cloud: Have you ever wondered what's in space?
Cid: Yeah... how'd you know?
Cloud: umm... I... didn't...
Cid: But... this part hasn't come up in the game yet... we haven't even fought Palmer yet...
Cloud: How'd YOU know about THAT?
Cid: ...
Cloud: ...
Cid: So... are you and that Tifa chick going out... cause if not...
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:15 pm
onjay3000 Cloud: Have you ever wondered what's in space? Cid: Yeah... how'd you know? Cloud: umm... I... didn't... Cid: But... this part hasn't come up in the game yet... we haven't even fought Palmer yet... Cloud: How'd YOU know about THAT? Cid: ... Cloud: ... Cid: So... are you and that Tifa chick going out... cause if not... .... XD xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:55 pm
Vincent: Hey Tifa *slaps a***
Cloud: Hey Vincent *slaps a***
Barret: WTF?! Hey Cait *slaps a***
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:14 am
*Sephiroth comes to Cloud with an odd 80s hairdo, tight leather pants, a fur coat, and big novelty glasses*
Cloud: WTF?!?
Sephiroth: I grew tired of having the same old look so I've changed my image.
Cloud:...ok eek sweatdrop so...Sephiroth, are you going to fight me?
Sephiroth: I no longer go by that name
Cloud: Then which name should I adress you with?
Sephiroth: I am now the Artist Formerly Known as Sephiroth and if you want to shorten it just call me $, it's my symbol.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:54 am
Person who looks like Yuffie:I LOVE spheres!
Barret:I thought you loved materia 0_o
Yuffie"MATERIA!?SInce when did I like that junk!?
Cloud:Ever since you put pictures of materia on your wall
Aeris:*cough*obbsesion*cough
Barret:What the HELL!? eek I thought you died Aeris!
Aeris:I didn't die....I almost died when Cloud put me in the water and almost drowned me, HE DIDN"T EVEN CHAECK TO SEE IF I WAS BREATHING! scream stressed
Cloud:*back away grabbing Yuffie*
Cloud:What happened to the materia? gonk Didn't I give it to you? gonk
Yuffie:Yup!And I sold it for a goood price! 3nodding
Cloud:WWHAT!? gonk HOW MUCH DID YOU SELL IT FOR! scream
Yuffie:1 gil, that's a good price! 3nodding
Tifa:Why do we say gil?*as she hears the word gil*
Cloud:WHAT!! scream YOU SOLD ALL OUR MASTER MATERIA THAT WE WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO THAT LEVEL EVEN THE KNIGHT'S OF THE ROUND FOR 1 GIL YUFFIE!!!!??? scream I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT MATERIA!
Yuffie:Yuffie....?OH, you're talking about my twin sister! 3nodding
Cloud:W-what the.... xd Then, who are you?
Yaffie:I'm YAffie not YUffie 3nodding
Cloud:0_o
Yuna:GIVE back our spheres!
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:39 pm
TaoKitty Person who looks like Yuffie:I LOVE spheres! Barret:I thought you loved materia 0_o Yuffie"MATERIA!?SInce when did I like that junk!? Cloud:Ever since you put pictures of materia on your wall Aeris:*cough*obbsesion*cough Barret:What the HELL!? eek I thought you died Aeris! Aeris:I didn't die....I almost died when Cloud put me in the water and almost drowned me, HE DIDN"T EVEN CHAECK TO SEE IF I WAS BREATHING! scream stressed Cloud:*back away grabbing Yuffie* Cloud:What happened to the materia? gonk Didn't I give it to you? gonk Yuffie:Yup!And I sold it for a goood price! 3nodding Cloud:WWHAT!? gonk HOW MUCH DID YOU SELL IT FOR! scream Yuffie:1 gil, that's a good price! 3nodding Tifa:Why do we say gil?*as she hears the word gil* Cloud:WHAT!! scream YOU SOLD ALL OUR MASTER MATERIA THAT WE WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO THAT LEVEL EVEN THE KNIGHT'S OF THE ROUND FOR 1 GIL YUFFIE!!!!??? scream I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT MATERIA! Yuffie:Yuffie....?OH, you're talking about my twin sister! 3nodding Cloud:W-what the.... xd Then, who are you? Yaffie:I'm YAffie not YUffie 3nodding Cloud:0_o Yuna:GIVE back our spheres! (going to finish this) Yaffie:W-wait!Isn't it traddition to use torches gonk Rikku:She has a point! *Tries lighting it on fire but remembers she needs the black mage dressphere Cloud surprised -okay 0_o..this is weird...WHERE did you last see Yuffie? Yaffie:Oh, she was in los vagus asking someone to be her body guard so she could get her materia back using her innocent look. Cloud:Uh...oh...
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:22 pm
Cloud: *walks into seventh heaven bar* Hey Tifa... are those astronaut pants? Cause your a** is out of this world!
Barret: *Walks in* Hey Tifa, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
Red 13: *walks in* Tifa, how about a Date... you... me... say yes, say you can't, just don't say no!
Tifa: That's it... the next guy that hits on me is gonna get the a** whuppin of the century! Believe that!
Vincent: *Walks in* How about a beer in here?
Tifa: *Repeats what vincent said to her* waaaait.... that wasn't a come on! I love you Vincent.
Cait Sith: *Walks in* Hey Tifa you must be a pirate, because you've got my mast higher than ever!
Cloud, Barret, Red 13: ....
Cait sith: ... what... do I have food on my fur... Tifa... what are you doing with that knife?
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:55 pm
onjay3000 Cloud: *walks into seventh heaven bar* Hey Tifa... are those astronaut pants? Cause your a** is out of this world! Barret: *Walks in* Hey Tifa, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long Red 13: *walks in* Tifa, how about a Date... you... me... say yes, say you can't, just don't say no! Tifa: That's it... the next guy that hits on me is gonna get the a** whuppin of the century! Believe that! Vincent: *Walks in* How about a beer in here? Tifa: *Repeats what vincent said to her* waaaait.... that wasn't a come on! I love you Vincent. Cait Sith: *Walks in* Hey Tifa you must be a pirate, because you've got my mast higher than ever! Cloud, Barret, Red 13: .... Cait sith: ... what... do I have food on my fur... Tifa... what are you doing with that knife? OMG That's hilarious. Cloud: So Aeris is dead....... oh well, let's get a beer.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:59 pm
Tifa: *sniff sniff*
Vincent: *lip quivers a little*
Cloud: .............well, Aeris is dead...
Barret: ...Be Strong...be strong...AHHH *SOB SOB*
Cloud: ...Yeah.....I'll miss her too...well i guess we'll set your at your final resting place...
Red XIII: ......*sniff* ~HOWL~
Cloud: ......Goodbye....Aeris...*drops her into the water and they walk away*
...............................
*bubble*........*bubble bubble*
*Aeris' head pops out of the water ninja *
Aeris: *comes up gasping for air* Finally Their Gone! Now I Can Persue My Life As A Go Go Girl Dancer!
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:40 am
Sephiroth: La la la la, La la la la, Sephy's world! La la la la, La la la la, Sephy's world. Sephy loves his goldfish (his crayons too). That's Sephy's wooooooorld! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:34 am
s0ul caper~ Sephiroth: La la la la, La la la la, Sephy's world! La la la la, La la la la, Sephy's world. Sephy loves his goldfish (his crayons too). That's Sephy's wooooooorld! biggrin *backs away*(I can't imagine him doing that sweatdrop )
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:43 am
HA HA HA that's great
Cloud- I think I'm gonna shave my head
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:05 am
Sephiroth. I want all you little kids to have all my money.
Cloud. hey Barett, wanna get it on.
RedXIII. hey i like my dad. (Before cosmo canyon)
Yuffie. Hey i think materia looks funny. i dont want it anymore.
Tiffa. i want to take shooting lessons
Barett. i love president rufus
Aeris. i want to kill you all. mwa ha ha
Cait Sith. i'm a crap fortune teller
cid. damn aeroplane. i want a boat
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