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BakaX

PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:53 am


granted but then gaia crashes on the day you were supposed to win........forever!!! mwhahahahahahhahah pirate

i wish i wasnt so good looking cool
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i mean just look at me sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:12 am


xd

Granted, but you become so ugly that the government banishes you to another planet.

I wish I had some cotton candy.

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hidden_wings

PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:42 pm


granted but before you can eat your cotton candy, it starts to rain melts it. (you know that happens XD)

I wish American Idol was hosted by someone who was straighter than Ryan Seacrest.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:08 pm


Granted but the host will be a busty bimbo who jumps up and down a lot.

I wish I had a muffin.

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MC icedog

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:28 pm


Granted but it is poop flavor


i wish for a house
PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:30 pm


Granted. But it is blown away in a freak cow and tornado accident the moment you're handed the keys.

I wish I could conquer a planet.

[Monster]
Crew


hidden_wings

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:34 pm


granted but an anti-tyrant group forms and kills you to fight for democracy.

I wish my school would blow up and we never have to go again.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:37 pm


Granted. But you're stuck working a below minimum wage job in a Spam factory for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some better internets. Dx

[Monster]
Crew


Impish Desires

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:11 pm


granted but it's so good you never leave and end up fat and alone when you're older and your internet crashes right before you die

I wish for a poking stick
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:23 pm


granted but you accidently poke a run away convict and they shoot you.

I wish the world was always quiet.

hidden_wings


[Monster]
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:13 pm


Granted. However, without noise, you fail to notice a sixteen wheeler hurtling towards you and you get run over.

I wish the Unites States had a smarter president. crying
PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:35 pm


granted but the president makes everything so boring that we all attempt to kill him...and succed....

I wish I had an infinate amount of gum.

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Crew

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:09 pm


(How is the killing part so awful? xD)

Granted. But you come down with an unusual case of Lock Jaw and have to drink food through a straw for the rest of your life. And no more gum for you. Dx

I wish I didn't have to write this damn essay for school.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:31 pm


granted but you haveto write a novel for school with a minimum page requirement of 1000 pages

i wish for a garage is my dogs dog house

MC icedog


IAMSEX

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:39 pm


Granted, but then your dog dies and it's just an empty garage.

I wish I had a life.
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