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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:53 am
granted but then gaia crashes on the day you were supposed to win........forever!!! mwhahahahahahhahah pirate i wish i wasnt so good looking cool   i mean just look at me sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:12 am
xd
Granted, but you become so ugly that the government banishes you to another planet.
I wish I had some cotton candy.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:42 pm
granted but before you can eat your cotton candy, it starts to rain melts it. (you know that happens XD)
I wish American Idol was hosted by someone who was straighter than Ryan Seacrest.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:08 pm
Granted but the host will be a busty bimbo who jumps up and down a lot.
I wish I had a muffin.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:28 pm
Granted but it is poop flavor
i wish for a house
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:30 pm
Granted. But it is blown away in a freak cow and tornado accident the moment you're handed the keys.
I wish I could conquer a planet.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:34 pm
granted but an anti-tyrant group forms and kills you to fight for democracy.
I wish my school would blow up and we never have to go again.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:37 pm
Granted. But you're stuck working a below minimum wage job in a Spam factory for the rest of your life.
I wish I had some better internets. Dx
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:11 pm
granted but it's so good you never leave and end up fat and alone when you're older and your internet crashes right before you die
I wish for a poking stick
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:23 pm
granted but you accidently poke a run away convict and they shoot you.
I wish the world was always quiet.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:13 pm
Granted. However, without noise, you fail to notice a sixteen wheeler hurtling towards you and you get run over.
I wish the Unites States had a smarter president. crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:35 pm
granted but the president makes everything so boring that we all attempt to kill him...and succed....
I wish I had an infinate amount of gum.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:09 pm
(How is the killing part so awful? xD)
Granted. But you come down with an unusual case of Lock Jaw and have to drink food through a straw for the rest of your life. And no more gum for you. Dx
I wish I didn't have to write this damn essay for school.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:31 pm
granted but you haveto write a novel for school with a minimum page requirement of 1000 pages
i wish for a garage is my dogs dog house
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:39 pm
Granted, but then your dog dies and it's just an empty garage.
I wish I had a life.
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