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ananda082001 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:57 pm
RampantRabbit What's going onnnnnnnnnn, what did you tell her in PM!!!!! TELL ME!!! I WANNA KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW crying *plays his game some more* *Sing-song voice* I'lllllll never tellllll twisted xd Seriously, it was just that a friend who was gone for a while might be coming back to the guild.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:07 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:11 am
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:32 am
How on earth did you reach the computer all the way from the kitchen to type that?
Oooooh you must have been cleaning the masters room or something right? rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:07 am
Bestmom Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Bestmom that is flawless!
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:11 pm
Finally, another couple of hours coding and it's done!
How is everyone!
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:08 pm
Good evening everyone ^_^
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:45 pm
Bestmom Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Thats perfect!
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:59 pm
Hi Bestmom 4laugh how are you doing?
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:01 pm
Doing good I am off this weekend
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:03 pm
Does that mean I'll have someone to fill this thread with late at nights? biggrin
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:08 pm
rofl rofl That was funny Bestmom!
Hi, how's everyone doing?
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:15 pm
The usual headache from overthinking sad
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