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Reply UNDERGAIA CHATTERBOX (UGCB) --- Anything goes, post, bump, hang out!
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ZazuHelvii

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:34 pm


I am in pain..... gonk I caught my testicles on my flies and cut it... crying
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:42 pm


there is a reason people masturbate completely nude, dude. xd

don't play with yer junk til it's out of the trunk!

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ZazuHelvii

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:58 pm


No reason telling you I wasn't masturbating cause I doubt you'd believe me... But so you know I was actually having a pee and wasn't wearing any underwear... Has that ever happened to you when you can't find any at all and have no idea where they are? Well thats what happened to me... neutral
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:15 pm


i don't bother wearing underwear most of the time. confused what's so hard about tucking everything in before you zip up? it's not a race. your just as likely to get stuck zipping fast with underwear as without. and don't gimme any excuses, cause damnit i'm a 10-incher at my longest, even flacid it's 6 inches. if i can zip up my pants without catching myself, so can you! xd

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:20 pm


TMI
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:23 pm


I didn't zip my flies on it... I caught it on the edge got caught between two teeth.

And now you said that my 7' feels small.... emo

ZazuHelvii

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:29 pm


....

mrgreen my work here is done!

seriously though dude, Vel's right, that was unnessasary of me, i appologize. sweatdrop still shaking off the effects of a serious weed high.... xp gods i swear i'll never touch that plant again!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:32 pm


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... neutral

ZazuHelvii

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:53 pm


Chieftain Twilight
....

mrgreen my work here is done!

seriously though dude, Vel's right, that was unnessasary of me, i appologize. sweatdrop still shaking off the effects of a serious weed high.... xp gods i swear i'll never touch that plant again!





          » » » x xi suggest you do. it's proven to have beneficial health effects, and stimulates the growth and activity of brain cells.
          you might actually have a glimmer of intelligence for once if you smoke enough pot.
          c:


PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:00 pm


The Phrenologikal Cat
Chieftain Twilight
....

mrgreen my work here is done!

seriously though dude, Vel's right, that was unnessasary of me, i appologize. sweatdrop still shaking off the effects of a serious weed high.... xp gods i swear i'll never touch that plant again!





          » » » x xi suggest you do. it's proven to have beneficial health effects, and stimulates the growth and activity of brain cells.
          you might actually have a glimmer of intelligence for once if you smoke enough pot.
          c:




pot does not increase a persons ability or desire to think potheads who like to think with pot, think without pot too.

i do not heave a problem with potheads, just lazy ********, while i know there are health benefits to marijuana, i also know that alot of people are not as well off with it.

for example. i'm schitzophrenic. i have to be carefull about most things i do. on my birthday, tim decided i should try weed, cause he thought i'd be better high instead of drunk. in the following nea-week now i have been progressively more and more unstable, and it has caused some SERIOUS tension between me and Shandrel. i'm still trying to fix myself up. she had to take my kids to her house cause i was going hysteric!

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ZazuHelvii

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:06 pm


And thats why I don't smoke or do drugs... I don't drink either but thats because I can't handle even a small beer. sweatdrop

And Phren's boobs are very distracting.... eek
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:08 pm


well, it's not that i was a danger to them, it's just that i was in a very vulnerable state of mind, and sydney has been stalking me... trying to get the kids back...

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ZazuHelvii

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:12 pm


Well then lets have a read of the advice chart... Take it one step at a time, Belief is the true cure and There's no such thing as too much of a good thing... Wait that last one was wrong. neutral
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:18 pm


well dude, i hope you understand why when i tell you that i don't trust your credibility at advice or information of most things.

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ZazuHelvii

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:24 pm


Thats why I"m here... Wait what? neutral
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