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 Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:30 pm
xd yeh, every day you convince more and more that you are either a guy, or lesbian. xd
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:32 pm
» » » x xwhat's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's v****a?.
there is none.
i want my p***s to be in both of those things.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:34 pm
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I like dead baby jokes more. sad
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:46 pm
With all this perverted talk, I'm sure some one here can direct me to a sit where I can find some Catullus...or at least sections of his poems.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:49 pm
jokes about being a dominant sex-hungry beast are awesome.
dead baby jokes make me want to kill people who kill babies or make fun of infancy-death.
and as for poetry, i suggest google.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:55 pm
I need complete English translationed Catullus poems. I've done the search, but all I get are either way to translate or latin broken up and translated line by line.
The world doesn't like me...nor does my homework...
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:55 pm
» » » x xwhat's funnier than a dead baby?.
a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
BUH BUM, CH.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:58 pm
» » » x xwhat's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?.
before you jump on a trampoline, you take your shoes off.
BUH BUM, CH.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:59 pm
Wait, Catullus wrote some pretty racey stuff... you have that for homework?
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:00 pm
» » » x xsome homework out there is pretty ridiculous.
i have an english major friend who has to read and analyse twilight.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:00 pm
gonk
i'm going to be on facebook, whoring the send-a-heart apps. ;-;
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:03 pm
» » » x xmy number one rule of inappropriate jokes is, if i know someone who has suffered from the condition/prejudice/whatever, then it's cool.
when a jewish person who's relative died during the holocaust makes a hitler joke, then by george i'm making a hitler joke too.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:05 pm
I know a jew that makes jew jokes all the time. I find it ironically hilarious.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:07 pm
» » » x xone of my friend's dad was a 'nam war vet, and he makes the most s**t-your-pants funny jokes about vietnam.
"how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?."
"uuuh, dunno?."
"NO, YOU DON'T. DO YOU?. DO YOU?!."
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:10 pm
xd I sort of snorted laughing at that one
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