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 Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:58 pm
Aand I'm back.
/me refreshes OOC a bit, in case anyone comes on.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:59 pm
Me & a friend made the most badass thing ever. Or, one of them.
See, we make "Interpretations", which is basically: me writing something, him voicing it, and us both editing it.
Behold! INTERPRETATION... T!
http://renewed-magick.net/RMUploads/InterpretationT.mp3
[Subscript:]
Kaiser: Wankeh! WANKEH! Wankeh! Wankeh! WanKEH, Wankeh! WAAAAAAAAANKEH!
[A Team Theme!]
Mr. T: Foo'! I pity the wankeh' who sing pointlessly! You need to eat veggies, and drink milk, AND GET STRONG, AND EAT MR. T CEREAL! I THE CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORLD! EHRRR, EHRRRRRRRRRR, ERRRRR!
Kaiser: [Background.] Hey, that's cool! .. Can I eat the cereal now!? I'm huuuuuun-gryyyy!
Mr. T: No, foo'! Shut da ******** UP!
[A Team Theme!]
Tom: Why, hello there Kaiser. Nice day, is it not?
Kaiser: Yeah! ...... Uh.. [Gets stabbed in the liver.] Uhn.. why'd you stab me in the liver!?
Tom: Simple. No joke involved. I just plain don't like you!
[A Team Theme!]
Shilon: I like CRACK!
[Malicious A Team Theme.]
Tom: Mm, yes. And I suppose you enjoy Nosfaratu as well?
Shilon: No. But I'd like me some p***s!
"Tri-a**"/"Bubba": [A 400 lbs, 3 ounce African American/Russian man standing at 7 feet tall, whom was incarcerated for raping ten men. At once.] NIGGGGOHRRRRRRR!!1111
[Rapage Occurs.]
End.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:01 am
/me stares at Omi.
WTK?
XDD
Bored much?
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:04 am
Yes I am. XD Trust me, that's -nothing- compared to my "Shining Force: New Age" series.
Once, me and a band of holy warriors fought Vanilla Ice while he, Gary Coleman, and Michael Jackson began long-range ballistic missile attacks, and raped children. From a distance.
Meanwhile, one of our warriors, Nightbringer.. was unwittingly ON CRACK. And thus, he thought he was the Great Cornholio - and began to expose himself in public. His fatal flaw, was doing so to a little girl.
Nightbringer: [Pulls his pants down.] QUIT STARIN' AT MY VEEEEINERRRRRR!
Little Girl: ...... AHHHHHH!!!
Thus, he was arrested. But, thanks to the Raja of Europe [AKA, the DBZ-esque fusion of Osama Bin Laden & MC Hammer,] an explosion nearby tore the prison ASUNDER.
..I need to continue that series. XD
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:07 am
XD
Completely random, yet one of the funniest things I've read recently.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:07 am
Don't ask how I got banned or why I am using, yawn, it's because of my first alternate account name on Nsider, Star_Burst. I picked a gender fitting to it.
--
Yeah, even if Cziri does win FFA, I still don't get to kick Maddix's a** because Kharn wins. That's still c00l.
I only really want to fight, Kharn, though.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:34 am
I have to laugh at that because he doesn't want to fight you.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:00 am
More news on AL Zarqawi .... STRAIGHT FROM "MUSLIM HEAVEN": BREAKING NEWS !!! Muslim Heaven, July 10, 2006 Al Qaeda leader "Abu Musab al-Zarqawi", killed by US Forces in Iraq last month, has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah promised:  .... ONLY 71 MORE TO GO !!! " ALLAH AKBAR !!! "
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:09 am
KeNsHiNo5o Dude, you're a dragon? And you can reform into other stuff? That's cool. Any particular reason for it..? (Other than Oh, It's Magic! *Waves hands*) I like seeing people's reasons for things unexplainably by...things..? Not quite. My character is actually a human... Or was, rather. His family has this heirloom called the Spectacles of... s**t, I forgot the name. Ah well, not important. Anyways, a lot of people think that what they do is... Well, transform him. But that's wrong. They actually break down his body structure into what's called a shapeless. While in this form, through extensive and super-intense training, he can take on other forms. So he usually just looks like a human most of the time. Right now, he only has a few forms. The reason is that it's an art passed on to the eldest son in every family. He comes from royal descent, and he was actually in line for the throne. And that's kinda where his eleven-year storyline starts. He's my favourite character of all time, and he's just recently taken a major story arch, but that was after I entered.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:11 am
Caelorum That's the second person with a dragon now. I should've entered a dragon. Such a neat idea. So you're having a good time, Toast? You're offline, but... Screw it, I'll anwer ya' anyways. I have a few other forms besides' it, which I totally don't want to give away here, those damn metagamers... The mountain dragon form has always been my favourite though totally. And damnit, I'm having a great time! My opponent finally showed up, and the arguments in the OOC area are way too amusing for words. I hope you're smiling all the way, yerself'.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:26 am
/me is oddly still being amazed by Portals. >>
Ah, Toast, gotcha. Heck, if my guy had the ability to turn into a dragon, he totally would.
/me nods.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:29 am
Several of my characters have shapeshifting abilities in one way or another. A dragon based form never really appealed so much. A Tarrasque based form, however...
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:35 am
Tacitus Several of my characters have shapeshifting abilities in one way or another. A dragon based form never really appealed so much. A Tarrasque based form, however... I've got other, way cooler stuff. However, I only bring 'em out when I'm in trouble. In fact, I only actually use my shape-shifting stuff once I have to. I've got a big exploding sword as well, which I can use pretty well. Haha, I got all tempted to leak secrets just now. I was all, "Badmouthing my forms? Oh man, I'll take him down!" Haha, yeah I'm lame. Tarrasque? Tell me more.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:45 am
IV and the Jugg both have the ability to alter their bone structure and reforge their bodies into the shape of the legendary Tarrasque as per D&D settings. I speak it freely because Jugg is stuck that way and IV is his brother, so it should be obvious. Its less of a shapechange as a rapid growth and stimulation. They become 35ft tall ten ton behemoths of scale and bone with massive claws and bigger teeth. XD
IV is such a bad a** character overall. Not only does he have the Apocalypse Walker traits and the Dominion Elite template applied, but he's a beatstick with feet. He fought Clash for a bit a while back but the fight was cut short because like 5 people showed up and tried to gank me. XD The one was stupid though, opening up a crack in the ground? Pfft, what the hell kind of tactic is that? Its just the whole 5 on 1 thing...
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:49 am
Tacitus IV and the Jugg both have the ability to alter their bone structure and reforge their bodies into the shape of the legendary Tarrasque as per D&D settings. I speak it freely because Jugg is stuck that way and IV is his brother, so it should be obvious. Its less of a shapechange as a rapid growth and stimulation. They become 35ft tall ten ton behemoths of scale and bone with massive claws and bigger teeth. XD IV is such a bad a** character overall. Not only does he have the Apocalypse Walker traits and the Dominion Elite template applied, but he's a beatstick with feet. He fought Clash for a bit a while back but the fight was cut short because like 5 people showed up and tried to gank me. XD The one was stupid though, opening up a crack in the ground? Pfft, what the hell kind of tactic is that? Its just the whole 5 on 1 thing... I wish I could open the ground, that'd be awesome. But not on Gaia, in real life. I mean seriously, it'd be pretty hardcore. I mean, just imagine... "I'm breaking up with you, 'cause you smell a bit."
"I don't think so."
GRAAAAAAAAWNK!
"Did you just open the ground?"
"You bet."
"Take me now."
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