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Cloud:....My buster blade!!!! scream scream *says this to Aeris while he pets his blade thus cutting him*
Cloud:IM BLEEDING! gonk I BLAME IT ON YOU!!!*to Yuffie....tries to stab Yuffie but instead stabs Aeris thus kills her
(I should really stop making these type of things that aren't funny...)

Cloud, Aeris, Barrett, Cait Sith, Vincent, Yuffie, Cid, Tifa, and Red XIII all standing underneath a bridge
Barrett: Lock n' Load
Everyone starts making random chinking noises and suddenly have large machine guns.
Everyone runs off towards a small room on the other side of a long pass.
Sephiroth and Rufus stand with 2 very large sniper rifles looking through a door that looks right into the pass.
Cloud: Everyone Follow ME!!! *gets shot in head by Rufus*
Aeris Barrett and Cait Sith: CLOUD!!! *run out to investigate his dead body and a small clinking is heard*
Barrett: $%^& !!!!
*The grenade goes off and all three go boom and die*
Red XIII Yuffie Cid and Tifa: *runs out to investigate the other bodies* CLOUD BARRETT AERIS CAITSITH!!!
4 very distinct ringing of sniper rifles fill the air as Nanaki Yuffie Cid and Tifa fall to the ground missing large pieces of their heads.
Vincent: They deserved it.
Jenova, Sephiroth, Rufus, and Reno run out from doors to check out the bodies all holding large sniper rifles.
Vincent: It's show time.. *pulls out an m16, jumps around a crate and starts unloading the gun at the ground*
Jenova, Sephiroth and Rufus fall to the ground with bullets in their heads even thou Vincent was shooting at the floor just in front of him.
Vincent: *click click click click*... Knife FIGHT!! *starts swinging a knife at the ground*
Sephiroth: Ok, *starts swinging a knife at the ground as well*
Vincent and Sephiroth start running at each other when suddenly a large man in green body armor falls on both of them holding a large glowing sword
Master Chief: Cortana, this isn't Halo!! This is Counter Strike!!!
Sephiroth from beneath MC's boot: No, this is FFVII!!
People start popping up everyone, everyone dressed up the same all suddenly having large rifles
Master Chief: No, I'm now definately sure this is Counter-Strike...
Vincent: How do you know?!
Master Chief: I saw you shoot them in the heads when you were aimed at your own feet....
Vincent: O_O;; *reloads the m16 and shoots Master Chief in the head*
Sephiroth: Wanna finish that knife fight?
Vincent: Sure...
They charge at each other again both ready to taste the other's blood, then yahoo messanger pops up on Vincents screen with one of his friend's saying, "Face, everyone has someone on their IM list who they wanna sex up good. Send this to whoever you wanna sex up good."
Sephiroth: *stabs Vincent's non-moving body in the back*BUAHAHAHAHAAAA YOU ll3/l/8

Cloud: ah, thats okay. Come here and show me some love, you big dope! biggrin heart

xd blaugh

Cloud: Let's move out!

Cid: Dangit man, can't you say something more original like Let's mosey or something?

Tifa: Shut the f#*& up!

Cloud: Tidus?

Tidus: Yes Cloud?

Cloud: Would you like to hear how you were really created?

Tidus: 3nodding

Cloud: You know Ash Ketchum, don't you?

Tidus: Yeah...

Cloud: Well...um...one night me and Ash had too many Margaritas and...um...well...one thing led to another. before we knew it, we were...um.....Lets just say he whacked my baseballs with his bat and he later went third base on me.

Tidus: eek But you told me...

Cloud:...FORGET WHAT I TOLD YOU! YOU GOT THAT! scream

Tidus:I'm scared crying eek

*Cloud and Tifa lying under bed sheets naked, with nervous looks on their faces*

Cloud: Tifa...

Tifa: yeah Cloud?

Cloud: We cannot tell Barret about this!