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 Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:44 pm
i did actually surprised
and dun you have sprint?
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:52 am
Yup. And the company must just hate me then.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:36 pm
Xander Tarbert *grumbles* My Mom told me after I had my first bit of shrimp ever when I was 8. The night before Christmas. My day when from great to 'oh God, why?' very fast. No offense but ur kinda scary. *looks scared*
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:36 pm
The Great Jozefucius (rhymes with Confucius, peons) says,
To the 10% (of which I think you were one) of this thread who need it...
I have been Xander's best mentor and provider of sage advice when he doesn't know the answer to something, and honestly, I must say, that the people who would spend their time reading this and posting questions to him are the actual scary ones. I find the exercise in showing others just how high on the peon scale they score to be a wonderfully amusing hobby for him (or for me, if I choose to dwell here and share my immense mental prowess with you people (if I can even call you such)). Seriously though, Santa is dead. Cope.
That is all, and in the words of the truly wise Bartle & James,
Thank you for your support.
Jozefucius, Wise-a** of Wisdom Seemingness
Jozefucius has a wife, who is smarter than he is, and she says:
Of course Santa is real- if, by "real" you mean that he is in fact an evil capitalistic conspiracy to persuade parents to spend excessive amounts of money on their children in the name of a fat dude who supposedly lives at the North Pole and subjugates a veritable army of elves into making toys all. year. long. The whole concept stinks of corporate brainwashing. Buy local and sustainable, people... not underpriced Chinese-made petroleum-based products. (Plastic is made from oil, y'all)
The real St. Nick was a bishop in present-day Turkey who anonymously provided dowries for impoverished young women so that they wouldn't have to resort to prostitution for survival. How exactly does this relate to the modern western concept of Santa?? Turkey's a long way from the North Pole, and the jolly fat man in the red suit was a marketing ploy created by Coca Cola during the Great Depression.
I'm going to leave now...
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:50 pm
*sighs* That is the last time I'm letting my friends any where NEAR that amount of duct tape and rope. I would also like to point out that alcohol had nothing to do with that post.
And yes, I am scary. I'm the kinda guy mother would warn their daughters about if they knew the depth of my oddness. They don't. Everyone's parents like me because I look like the kinda guy that would keep them on the straight and narrow and never allow let alone condone violence. Where in fact the saying "teach them about it now or they'll learn about it on the street," was invented for me. I am the street. Ask me any question and I'll answer. With the full, unvarnished truth. And hip thrusting, if applicable.
But, out of all my friends, I just may be considered the normal one. They specialize in their own form of weirdness, while I like to keep mine spread even amongst they various forms. So while they'll know 100% about something, I'll know around 80%. But since I know that 80% about everything else too, I'm the most knowlageable.
But dinna be scared of me, little one. I don't bite. Much. cool
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:29 am
If god is all powerfull can he make a stone so large that he himself can't lift it?
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:55 am
Nope, he could make a stone of infinte size and still be able to lift it.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:50 pm
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:54 pm
Because it's a stick you use on your lips.
White sugar; brown sugar; flour; a small portion of salt; eggs; a Leavening agent, such as baking powder; a fat, typically butter or shortening; vanilla extract, and babies.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:56 pm
Where can I find a Diablo II: Lord of Destruction (expansion) Keygen that will work with Battle.net? Or a Diablo II: LOD Keygen generator? Also, are you made of cheese?
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:39 pm
I'm gonna guess you just can't find yours Gem. Even though the game's been out forever and cost like $10 at Wal-Mart. This site's might work.No, I am not. More of a Mac and Cheese, really. Yes she does.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:21 pm
Ask me questions, damnit. Don't you know I might die if not asked something?!
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:24 am
why are college textbooks so expensive?
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:26 am
Because they all ready know you're willing to spend thousands of dollars to be there, so what a couple hundred more?
This is why Cass is my favorite.
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