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 Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:17 pm
Owwin Lady Psycho Sexy Owwin Lady Psycho Sexy Owwin is a virgin lol nobutsrsly. It's /b/'s trump card because very few people in /b/ will ever get laid, pretty much. Anyone with a bit of cleverness and perseverance can get anything else in life, but you need charisma to get laid, which is apparently a fair bit harder to come by in this day and age. You don't need charisma to get laid. Alcohol is a substitute people have been using instead of intellect, physical build, or social prowess for... well history. That just adds to the conundrum. If alcohol is so easy to come by, why can't /b/ get laid? I guess it's the trump card, then, because if you can't get laid you really have no excuse. confused It shouldn't be the trump card though. There are things that bring better benefit to society, better ways to mold the future (teachers should get paid more than porn stars, that s**t is criminal) easier ways to change the direction of the gene pool (murder is faster and 100% proven permanent change) , I dunno. I just think it is silly that if I were to say "I just cured cancer" some frat boy could say "Yeah, but have you ever gotten laid, Booyah!" I think top priority for the person who discovers the cure to cancer should be inventing a cancer ray. "Oh what's that tumor boy? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my BOTTLE OF CURE!" But you know I would think if you'd found the cure to cancer you'd have bitches lining up to suck your d**k in memory of whoever. They could make it into a fundraiser. Suck for breast cancer.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:17 pm
Urgh it feels like it's pulsating.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:18 pm
HE WANTS THE FLESH OFF MY BONES, DOUBLE-DEE.
gonk crying gonk crying
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:18 pm
Wantcookie Oh no, how will Ota ever participate in a circle-jerk again? I hope he likes soggy waffles. @Ota: Ugh I hate that kind of pain :c
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:20 pm
geeeeeeeeeeeadsadsad fdsfsfaw f ewrr3 ef ff feeeeeee wf
df sf
ow my hand.
KAAAAAAAAZ HELP ; ;
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:20 pm
otawara Urgh it feels like it's pulsating.
If you didn't say vague things like this the thoughts would never reach my mind. xD
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:20 pm
otawara Urgh it feels like it's pulsating. Agh, one of those injuries. Go stick it in a vat of icewater for a bit.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:21 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy xd But you know I would think if you'd found the cure to cancer you'd have bitches lining up to suck your d**k in memory of whoever. They could make it into a fundraiser. Suck for breast cancer. But there it is again. The sex is easy, curing cancer is hard. What is gonna get more media attention. Scientist cures cancer. Or two weeks later. cancer curing scientist is being sex freak and partying. the news would cover the scientist's "escapades" more than CURING CANCER! Maybe I give society too little credit, but on the other hand, I forgot where I was going with this, and want a cancer ray. THAT'll SHOW EM! Pew pew. My values are now law, All who oppose me shall fester and rot alive! HAHAHAHAHA
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:21 pm
DON'T DIE OTA I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:23 pm
Skaeryll otawara Urgh it feels like it's pulsating.
If you didn't say vague things like this the thoughts would never reach my mind. xD
Saving this, for quotage.
...Movie time, nao
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:23 pm
Owwin Lady Psycho Sexy xd But you know I would think if you'd found the cure to cancer you'd have bitches lining up to suck your d**k in memory of whoever. They could make it into a fundraiser. Suck for breast cancer. But there it is again. The sex is easy, curing cancer is hard. What is gonna get more media attention. Scientist cures cancer. Or two weeks later. cancer curing scientist is being sex freak and partying. the news would cover the scientist's "escapades" more than CURING CANCER! Maybe I give society too little credit, but on the other hand, I forgot where I was going with this, and want a cancer ray. THAT'll SHOW EM! Pew pew. Summary: Society is ******** retarded beyond all previous belief. Also cancer rays, pew pew.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:24 pm
YOU CAN DO IT OTA
YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:25 pm
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT BUDDY
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT
NEVER SAY DIE
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:26 pm
*Tears*
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY
YOU'LL BE FINE
YOU CAN MAKE IT
DON'T DIE
DON'T DIE
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:27 pm
YOU'RE GONNA MA--
Oh, whoa, I have porn tabs open from before.
*Clicks over*
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