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 Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:21 pm
Granted, but all of the pies are your least favorite flavor.
I wish for a vending machine.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:50 am
Granted, but after the first day of use, it becomes faulty and doesn't accept anything but nickels, which causes you to become pissed, so you kick it and break your foot.
I wish I could take a nap right now.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:55 pm
Granted, but your nap only lasts about five minutes and is filled with horrible nightmares.
I wish Spring Break would last forever.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:26 am
granted, but you have to spend it in new jersey.
i wish for eternal youth for everyone, ever.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:50 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, kiddies keep being born, causing gross overpopulation. And all of them stay babies forever. Ew. Babies.
I wish I didn't have teh Hep C.
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:35 am
demagoguery Granted. Unfortunately, kiddies keep being born, causing gross overpopulation. And all of them stay babies forever. Ew. Babies. I wish I didn't have teh Hep C.
Granted but you end up having every other disease known (and unknown) to mankind
I wish I had lots of money...
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:48 pm
Granted, but a suitcase full of 1000 dollar bills bursts through your stomach. biggrin
I wish that the lead singer of The Click Five would die.
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:22 pm
Original_Prankster Granted, but a suitcase full of 1000 dollar bills bursts through your stomach. biggrin I wish that the lead singer of The Click Five would die. Granted, but turns out they were gonna put you in their will for $100,000,000 but never got to it. I wish my best friend didnt always flirt with my crush...
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:49 pm
Granted, but your crush falls in love with George W. Bush
I wish I was queer
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:13 pm
Granted, but you're poofed into a prison and you're raped by a large, hairy guy.
I wish I was a famous writer.
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:05 pm
Granted, but you're William Shakespeare, who's dead.
I wish I was the best tennis player in the world.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:51 am
Fischer Granted, but you're William Shakespeare, who's dead. I wish I was the best tennis player in the world. granted but u o-d-ed on drugs and got a tennis ball jammed into ur forehead and died after u won the national championship i wish i wasnt banned from the computer/internet
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:21 pm
Hitoshi69 Fischer Granted, but you're William Shakespeare, who's dead. I wish I was the best tennis player in the world. granted but u o-d-ed on drugs and got a tennis ball jammed into ur forehead and died after u won the national championship i wish i wasnt banned from the computer/internet granted but your computor explodes i wish i had 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:19 pm
Granted, but it's that much money in another country's currency, which actually equals to less than 1/4 the value of $USD.
I wish that folding paper cranes my god-daughters' birthday present didn't take so long/make my fingers hurt so much.
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