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 Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:27 pm
Only on alternate Tuesdays.
How many shells fit on your scalp?
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:58 am
Eleventy-four point nine.
If babies come from the stork, where do old people come from?
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:14 pm
The morgue...
Why does the week of church camp have to be on one of the nights that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 comes out so I don't get to go to the midnight premiere?!?! crying crying crying crying
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:13 pm
Because wizards are sinful scream !!
If red isn't blue, what is cookies to chainsaws?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:12 am
Because the evil twisted ninja ninja platypuses say so.
Why do I never see santa on valentine's day?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:01 pm
Cause thats when the Easter bunny comes.
Why did that make sense to me?
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:22 pm
duh! because a crocodile smiled at you!
What is maple syrup?
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 5:58 am
crushed maple leaves
How do you make a hippopotamus smile?
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:01 pm
you play hungry hungry hippos!
How do you get a young clarinet player not to squeak
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:45 pm
Tell them thats how they are suppsoed to sound
Why am i so cold?
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 12:58 pm
the windows open!
Why is Chuck Norris Awesome?
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:35 pm
Because the Harry Potter midnight premiere is in July not June when my camp is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xd xd xd xd xd xd xd
Why is the sky green?
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:45 pm
Because one of the harry potter movies came out on my bday.
Why do i have a cocnert tomorrow?
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 12:24 pm
Because you killed Mrs. Norris!
Why all the HP references?
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 2:22 pm
Because Harry Potter is BEAST!!
Why are pistachios so amazing??
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