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 Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:38 pm
VolkerMorrison ((Old '50s cheesey-ad man )) " Well just remeber to hide under your desk in case of a nuclear attack" ((lolz, cue jingle)) *da-ta-da-daa!* "Duck and Cover! Duck and cover!.... Hey kids, just remember that if a NOVA 9-chambered Compression-Fusion Anti-planetary Bomb goes off within 1,000,000 kilometers of you, you're ******** and cover! Duck and cover!" *da-ta-da-daa!* ((fade out, with everyone holding a thumbs-up))
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:42 pm
My favorite has to be the turtle that they showed in "Steel Giant". Everything except him is dead, and he's just on a pillar in the middle of this HUGE ******** crater.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:45 pm
Jiboo My favorite has to be the turtle that they showed in "Steel Giant". Everything except him is dead, and he's just on a pillar in the middle of this HUGE ******** crater. Isn't it "Iron Giant" ((which, btw, was an amazingly good movie.)). Lolz, yeah, and all the kids just get up all smiling and waving. They need a spokesperson, "Sid the Radiation-mutant"--he's all smiles, kids, honest! ... no, really. he has a mutation where he grows teeth on all exterior surfaces of his body. It's really kinda ******** up. But don't hate him because he looks different, that would be discrimination!.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:07 pm
Look, obviously it's either Destitution or Nori, one of them had to accept the character to allow him to post here. My money is on it being Destitution. The character itself is Mendicant Bias, who is an extremely important character in the Halo universe, whose story is told entirely through the ARG marketing stuff and the ingame terminals if played on Legendary.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:11 pm
The Hegemon Look, obviously it's either Destitution or Nori, one of them had to accept the character to allow him to post here. My money is on it being Destitution. The character itself is Mendicant Bias, who is an extremely important character in the Halo universe, whose story is told entirely through the ARG marketing stuff and the ingame terminals if played on Legendary. So, either a 4-hour-long conversation about who htis person is, last night, was a sham set up by a truly guileful Captain, OR, we really don't know why someone bothers telling us part of a story we already know, with NO way to contact them, whatsoever. Even if it IS an infiltration Cell ((or whatever)) from Bungie, they could be a little less sketchey about it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:12 pm
Okay, I'm assuming a Pelican crashed from the posts, and I'm going to post on the assumption that James was in that pelican.
Yeah, I figured, I haven't got to read all of the Terminals yet but the posts reminded me of like the only two I've read. Libby (That's what I call the Librarian) is ******** awesome! Yeah for saving basically the entire universe!
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:13 pm
Aint me... I didn't knwo what half this s**t was. And I was the one who found it on Google.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:14 pm
Ominous Bloodlust Okay, I'm assuming a Pelican crashed from the posts, and I'm going to post on the assumption that James was in that pelican. Yeah, I figured, I haven't got to read all of the Terminals yet but the posts reminded me of like the only two I've read. Libby (That's what I call the Librarian) is ******** awesome! Yeah for saving basically the entire universe! nothing crashed, not last time i checked
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:21 pm
What a second... I know who it is!!!!! ITS ******** FRANK O'CONNOR!!!!!!! WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE!!!!!! Wait, no! ITS JOSEPH STATEN!!!!!!!!!!! Eh, I'm just being stupid. But, I see now that it wasn't a crash. I figured it would take a damn Pelican crash to knock Karr out, but I read back a little and saw the error of my ways.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:24 pm
>.>
<.<
...Peek-a-boo, Mr. Eric Nylund?
>.>
<.<
@_@;;
you are scaring us....
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Herro?
Anyone there?
(( xD I'm more freaked out now than the first time I found out about the Flood on 343 Guilty Spark in Halo: Combat Evolved))
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:57 am
Oh, Christ I almost crapped myself when the first Combat form jumped me.
The scream......that horrible, horrible scream....
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:17 am
XGC Snip3r KiNg v3 Oh, Christ I almost crapped myself when the first Combat form jumped me. The scream......that horrible, horrible scream.... I hate it when there are about 4 intersections around you ((4 or more entrances into darkened rooms)), and the lights are flickering and there's Jackal and Human blood EVERYWHERE, and all you here is the Low growl, then the wierd Infection-Form Language, and it just gets louder, and closer, and it grows in number... then you look down, and you're on your last Half-Mag of Shotty Ammo, with only 1 clip left for your AR. Oh, THIS oughtta be fun you think, as you call your mom on speed-dial.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:09 am
Hey guys, I got a 43 of 50 on my Russian Rev. Test. That's the highest grade in my class.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:19 am
Yeah, I played through the first Flood part at about midnight the first time. 343 Guilty Spark and the Library late at night on an empty stomach with no other lights on and using a headset to hear... not a good idea.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:26 am
OMG, my first time playing the game. I was predicting everything that happened. But when the flood came... I was like ******** friends were laughing at me.... I almost pissed myself.. >.>
Oh and Mr AI...
>>YOU ARE RETARDED
//END TRANSMITION
: D
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