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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:40 pm
E. Match: *coughs awkwardly* Yes.... that is technically true.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:41 pm
R.Pam crossed her arms and glared at Harvey. "You want to rephrase that question, DEAR?!" She smiled at rubbed E.Damien's head. "Don't you mind him. He was born cranky. We'll get you your own room and everything."
Ivy grabbed the green one. "Oh calm down Selina! I'm watching him. He'll be fine." She looked at the boy. "Doesn't the red one make him crazy?" Her grin grew more sinister.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:45 pm
The pink kryptonite makes Superman gay, think of the chaos you can cause with that.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:48 pm
Looks up and pouts. "but mother...." Takes back all the kryptonite and closses the box. "sorry Ivy, but mother said so." frowns.
E damian smiles. "I swear I'll be good." Hides from E d**k. "I just want to read and grow up to a forensic scientist."
E d**k: "So you can put guys like in in prison?!" Pulls on red hood and grabs at Damian. "Your coming back to the bar with me shorty."
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:49 pm
Stop giving them ideas, Eric. :p
Hmm now that I think about it. Ivy and Damien would definitely bond based on their homocidal tendencies. Ahahaha poor Selina would have to supervise them both.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:51 pm
Selina: I thought that was purple kryptonite that turned him gay?
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:52 pm
It gets more interesting if we go by Silver Age rules. The pink kryptonite may make Superman gay, but red kryptonite has an infinitesimal chance to turn Superman into his pony form. It's a gamble, but you can't tell me that's not worth it.  Bronies rejoice. :: Question, does everyone respond to me as if I were Match because his speech is the same as mine? XP I really worry about that, because I'm always afraid I put too much me into my characters.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:55 pm
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:55 pm
Reboot d**k: "wait, we can make Superman gay?" Walks over and yanks the box from damian. "Here Superman Superman!!!" Grins. 'I'm landing me a big beefy gay sexmo, stand back."
Both Damians: "Ewwwwwwwwww........"
"Run away Superman!!!!"
E d**k: "Oh what the!!! Hell no!!! That ship is not sailing bro."
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:57 pm
Lois: OH HELL NO! *kicks reboot Richard's a*** BACK THE F*CK OFF!!!! *channeling her inner Chuck Norris*
Selina: Ohhh that makes sense..
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:06 pm
Reboot d**k: "What the ow.. ow... I can't hit a woman!"
"Too much like hitting yourself? I mean ourself... Ugh... I hate this."
E d**k: "Yeah!! Kick is a** seasbass!!!!"
Grabs the box back and wanders off. "Tt.. Children these days."
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:14 pm
Lois: *still wailing on R.Grayson* I will kill you!! I will ruin you and destroy you!!
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:18 pm
Reboot d**k: "I can't hit a woman." Hides behind Damian. "Sorry I swear to never try and turn Superman gay again... But if he ever decides to try it out..."
Rolls eyes. "Keep digging that hole deeper Grayson."
E Roy: "Nts nts nts.. We wre getting some!!!!' Dances.
"Uhmmm.. Yeah but she's married and I have a feeling her husband will tear your nuts off and spoon feed them to you." Pats E Roy on the shoulder. "Have fun with that."
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:21 pm
Did Evil d**k just make a Dumb and Dumber reference?
Match: "I know I'm obligated to dislike him because he's evil, but.... but it's so hard right now. Why must the important decisions be so difficult?"
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:21 pm
Lois: scream *pulls out hedge clippers* You will fry!!! I keel you!!!
E Babs: He's used to it.. Keeps the marriage alive..
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