< zylche> A rag on a stick? Back in my day we had to wash ourselves with glass wool on a poison ivy branch!
< zylche> Both ways.
< Quadropus> zylche: you were lucky to have a poison ivy branch! all we had was a tub of hydrocholoric acid and a sponge made of gravel. and after that, we would brush out hair with used needles!
< zylche> That's nothing! Afterwards we had to use lye as talcum powder then wash our mouth out with liquid uranium!
< Heinreich> zylche, BUT ITS WHAT WE HAD, AND WE WERE DAMN THANKFUL, amirite?
< Heinreich> Hell, you had MOUTHS?
< Heinreich> ALl we had were esophagal tears!
< Heinreich> We had to mash our food up real good before we literally shoved it down our throats.
< zylche> Damn thankful? We spent the rest of the day and night thanking all of our relatives for being able to use it! Then we had a second of sleep on a bed of hyperdermic syringes with a blanket full of sars. AND WE WERE DAMN THANKFUL FOR IT!
< RogueNine> You had a blanket of sars? Ahh, you youngersters dont know how good you have it
< RogueNine> I slept in the gullet of a dinosaur!
< zylche> That's nothing, I had to sleep with Cthulhu!
< zylche> He hogs all the covers.
< Quadropus> zylche: liquid uranium? you should be thankful for that! every morning we had to get up at 4 am, wash out hair with monkey semen and prepare for a day of beatings from my mace wielding father only to be sent out into the local black hole to fetch our dinner of light.. if we were lucky we would get a helping of dust...
< ^O_o^> SARSly
< Heinreich> YOU HAD DINOSAURS? All we had were the enormous festering sores of our most highest ruler of darkness, Cthulhu.
< zylche> LIGHT?! We were lucky to get a quark a YEAR!
< Heinreich> YEARS?
< Heinreich> WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME
< The_Cat> 'When I got up, I had to watch Cthulhu sleep in every day.'
< Quadropus> back when i was a lad we had to invent time just so we could count how few scraps of atomic particles we got to eat
< Heinreich> We were suspended in a constant state of quantum uncertaintity! We didn't have TIME! Kids these days..
< zylche> Back in my day we had to invent existence to have some people to laugh at. AND WE WERE DAMN THAKNFUL FOR IT!
< Quadropus> then we invented the cat o' nine tails whip for our father to lash us insistantly with!
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