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 Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:02 am
That's all this "election" is built on. People come here, from their own lives in different universes, and instead of using this as a way to LEARN from each other, they form little factions and stage fights in a bar.
Oh humanity, we've come SOOOO far. rolleyes
If I was in charge, I'd have a referendum to force Dan Didio and Joe Quesada to be handcuffed together for a year while being hunted like dogs by Mephisto. THAT's justice.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:08 am
No kiddin'. I could get behind that. I've hung out with the DC guys. I've hung out with the Marvel guys. I've hung with the indy guys. There's not freakin' point in the petty crap.
I'd also pass a law fining girls for using wiles upon guys to get them to do their bidding.
*Takes a swig of my beer.*
I know full well once I'd have taken some of that candy she'd've tried to set those hooks in and gotten me to do all manner of stuff.
*Slams beer down.*
I'M SWEARIN' OFF CHICKS! scream
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:12 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:15 am
Hell yes! I'm sick of tripping over my d**k and ending up in the hospital.
The hell with it! I'm out! evil
I've attracted girls, dudes and whatever the hell Roger is. I've got plenty of options.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:17 am
Well, we'll see how long THAT lasts.
I have another commercial to produce informing the masses how incredibly incompetent these candidates are. Have anything to say about Tad Ryerstad?
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:24 am
HOLD ON JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE!!!
Tad's running? The same Tad that kidnapped Wally's daughter and set me on fire? He's running?
Oh yeah, I have something to say about that:
AHEM!
Tad is as thick as two planks stuck together with stupid glue and unless there's a necessity for blunt trauma he's as useful as the Pope's testicles.
And yes you may quote me on that.
With options like these, I oughta run just to straighten these goofs out.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:27 am
You'd need a vice presidential candidate who believes these mooks are as useless as you do.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:31 am
The hell with it. I'm doin' it. You in? Seems we're the only two who can make sense of this mess.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:33 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:33 am
Hell yeah.
Just LOOK at the choices people have. They need at least one SANE choice, who's suffered through stupid leadership enough to know how badly it can screw over the little guy.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:36 am
The six-armed fascist disapproves. Awesome.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:38 am
No kiddin'. I've been the resident clean up guy around here for Krishna only knows how long. I'll clean this deal up too.
*Goes to put our names on the ballot.*
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:40 am
*Plays Alice Cooper's "Elected" on the flute*
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:45 am
*Comes back in.*
There. This'll be the easiest thing I've done for months.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:46 am
Before making false statements lke that, I'd go over your dating history.
stare
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