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 Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:47 pm
At the moment, I vaguely think I'm that guy. *points to random stranger*
What's in the meat pies?
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:49 pm
Your mother's toes.
Where are my brown pants?!?
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:51 pm
In that cow pie over there.
Why don't lock picks made of paper clips ever work?
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:53 pm
They do. I used them to get out of handcuffs last week.
Why are the scarabs getting violent?
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:56 pm
Some jerk wrecked their sand castle.
What the hell is that monkey doing to that frog?!?!?!
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:02 am
It was scuba diving with a Jamaican crawdad and the frog got caught in its gear.
Should I marry the pickled zombie, the smoked zombie, or the deep fried zombie?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:08 am
I'd have to say the slow-roasted zombie, because the smoked one is a druggie, the pickle one is a drunk and the deep-fried one you don't even want to know.
Would you prefer dragonburgers or gorgon's eye soup to go with your Chimera-of-the-Day?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:14 am
The soup if I can have the whole gorgon head on the side.
Can I keep you?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:23 am
As long as I'm fed on a semi-regular basis and get a bed, sure.
Can I have a cookie?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:26 am
Of course, it's part of keeping you.... I hope you can stomach rat poison.
Were you responsible for Hell in a Handbasket?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:32 am
((Can we make it Arsenic instead of rat poison?))
Hell yes I was. And for the rusty razor wire, but I saved you a seat so we can see the fire, so it's all good... I might have also Bombed New Jersey.
Do you know who removed the doorknob from my door?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:44 am
No! It was the catfish.
Who decapitated my teddy bear?
-I make a sad face-
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:50 am
Gollum, because he thought it had the One Ring. You can have my teddy Suffer until you revive yours.
At an auction, should I get the Maltese Falcon, the Yeti's foot umbrella stand, or one of Jack the Ripper's scalpels?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:55 am
Go for the blades and get me one!
What's the best revenge on someone that stole your heart to shred it?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:04 am
Kidnap them, then slowly torture them until they are near death, nurse them back to health, rinse and repeat until they look forward to the torture, then kill 'em however you prefer. mrgreen Or just live a longer and happier life than they do, so you can dance on their grave. Depends on how motivated you're feeling.
4 O'CLOCK!! Would you like the Arsenic flavoured tea, the Cyanide surprise, or would you like the House Mercurial blend?
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