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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:14 pm
Granted, but the art is SO good that looking at it melts your eyeballs right out of your face.
I wish I was the main character of a cool anime series.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:09 pm
Granted, however the anime is about your everyday life and gets poor reviews. crying
I wish I had a million dollars, so that I could get married tomorrow, and not have to wait 11 more months. crying
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:38 pm
Granted, but you go into a coma right after the wedding and don't wake up till 11 months later.
I wish I had 99 daughters and one son named Jojo.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:05 am
granted but all your daughters are named Jojo too so total confusion reigns and everybody is stealing each others' stuff.
i wish i were svelte.
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:59 am
granted, however you become obsessed with it, and are now anorexic. congratz!
I wish I could take my schooling more seriously.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:48 pm
Granted. You now study endlessly, so much that you do not eat or sleep and eventually go into a manic episode, claiming you see God while police drag you away in handcuffs.
I wish that the Twilight books were eliminated from existence.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:09 am
Granted. No corruption from me on that one.
I wish for anarchy.
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:38 pm
Granted. Now the world is over run by psychopaths out for blood. Everyone lives in fear.
I wish for one million dollars.
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:14 pm
Granted. You then get arrested for robbing a bank. I wish that the majority of the population would use common sense.
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:04 pm
Granted, but they overuse it causing the continent to sink
I wish for world hunger
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:08 pm
Granted, but now that the entire world is going hungry people got off their butts and did something about it.
I wish for a magic pickle named Steve
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:30 am
Granted. But the pickle is a homicidal maniac and ate you. I wish I would get good marks in all of my classes.
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:57 pm
Granted. Your teachers now efficiently and eloquently use calligraphy to record your faulty scores.
I wish I wouldn't have chosen to have such a big reception after the wedding (in 36 days!).
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:10 am
Granted. Now you have one tomorrow, in a broom closet. : ) ((Grats by the way!!!))
I wish summer would hurry up and get here!
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:07 am
Granted, however it hurries along faster than this past summer, skips fall entirely, and leaves you again in winter.
I wish we didn't have another cold front coming through.
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