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Greetings! I am back from Europe! Happy face!
And am suffering from major jet lag! Sad face!
But F.E.A.R. not! For I shall post soon....ish!

Hey, that battle on Perrenia isn't over yet Blackbird! Killy only thought it was over because he was falling unconscious!

Straken, Gwath, and Teddo need to get on IRC more again, we've started doing JP's to GREAT SUCCESS and I would like to try them for the space battle as well.

It'ot like I'd run the two things simultaneously in the same IRC room. Simultaneously, maybe, same room, no.

Which is a relief for me.


Apologies in advance, guys. I've been away for so long, I feel the need to condense all the missed ownage into a singular, uber post. Or two.

Glad you didn't, but I can cut back if you like. I just feel it'd be a bit inhibiting. I mean... that's GARRETT. He swears when he hurts. He swears when he's a bit tipsy. Just natural; people being people.

Anyways...

eddo: I had the most badass dream last night
[3:30pm] Teddo: I was in, like, this purgatory-type realm
[3:30pm] Teddo: and everything played out like a videogame
[3:31pm] Kai: I have dreams like that a lot.
[3:31pm] Teddo: ya, same
[3:31pm] Teddo: but this one rawked
[3:32pm] Teddo: It's one of the longest, most elaborate ones I've ever had
[3:32pm] Teddo: I have to beat the 'scenario' in order to go to, like, Nirvana
[3:33pm] Kai: haha
[3:34pm] Teddo: It's all in a city that's kind of a Tokyo/NY mix, only there's no crowds and traffic, cuz there's not a ton of people
[3:35pm] Kai: mm.
[3:43pm] Teddo: so I start at my apartment, right... which is right next to the Manhatten Bridge
[3:44pm] Teddo: and I do stupid stuff etc. etc. then night falls
[3:44pm] Teddo: and a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE occurs
[3:44pm] Teddo: so I have to survive for 4 nights until it's over
[3:45pm] Teddo: only it's impossible to do so
[3:45pm] Teddo: because no matter where I go, The queen of the zombies finds me and kills me.
[3:46pm] Teddo: I tried fighting her, and it played out exactly like a videogame boss battle
[3:46pm] Teddo: I had to shoot these glands on the back of her neck until one swelled up and burst, then shoot at her exposed brain while she was dazed.
[3:47pm] Teddo: but once I kill the b***h, another boss zombie comes, that has omgwtfpwnface tentacles.
[3:48pm] Teddo: So after trying to beat the 'game' like 20 times, I finally realize that this place is actually my own personal hell
[3:49pm] Teddo: and the only way to truly beat it is to catch a ferry that leaves at the very beginning
[3:50pm] Teddo: so I have to get across the bridge to it, only the game is trying to stop me
[3:50pm] Teddo: and my dog is there leading me the right way
[3:51pm] Teddo: so this fat cop lady stops me, and I had to beat her by bringing some dumb bowl of ashes from my house and shoving it into her arms
[3:51pm] Teddo: then I have to avoid this angry nun, and some other random people
[3:52pm] Kai: you have quite the active imagination.
[3:52pm] Teddo: and I finally get to a series of doorways, that are all guarded by nazis
[3:53pm] Teddo: so I have to rush through as the doorways are all closing, but then these witches on brooms show up, and turn the nazis into zombie nazis
[3:53pm] Teddo: and I just manage to get through all the doors before they close, but then I'm on this ramp
[3:53pm] Teddo: and all the boss zombies from earlier were chasing me
[3:54pm] Teddo: so I had to run backwards and set my Thompson MG to semi-automatic so I could keep knocking them back
[3:54pm] Teddo: but by the time I get to the top, it's out of ammo
[3:55pm] Teddo: and there's 2 more gates, but they're guarded by what I can only describe as zombie Mishhu.
[3:56pm] Teddo: and I get through the first one, but the final gate that leads to the ferry closes on me, and there's this other American WW2 soldier beating on the gate with me
[3:56pm] Teddo: but the other guy has an idea, and he gives me a cloaking device that makes us look like zombie Mishhu guards
[3:57pm] Teddo: and we wait for all the other zombies and s**t to leave, then the gate opens again, and we get to the ferry, only it's more like a mansion boat
[3:58pm] Teddo: but the rebel pirates who run the ferry demand payment, so we have to give up whatever we have
[3:58pm] Teddo: which is just barely enough
[3:58pm] Kai: lol
[3:59pm] Teddo: then we get in, and there's MORE nazis that have managed to get in
[3:59pm] Teddo: so I have to clear all of them out before we can leave
[3:59pm] Teddo: which sucks, since my TOMMY IS OUT OF AMMO
[4:00pm] Teddo: so I finally manage to kill the nazis, but - get this - there's a golden labrador retriever nazi zombie dog that I have to fight
[4:00pm] Teddo: and my .44 magnum barely does a thing to it
[4:01pm] Kai: what drugs are you on?
[4:01pm] Teddo: so I have to keep on shooting the damn thing and beating it over the head, until it finally collapses, and - get THIS - turns back into a nazi because it was a WEREWOLF golden labrador retriever nazi zombie dog
[4:02pm] Teddo: and I shoot the guy in the face and it's finally all through
[4:02pm] Kai: ....
[4:02pm] Kai: wow
[4:02pm] Kai: you should write a novel.
[4:02pm] Teddo: and as the ferry sails off into the sunset, me and two other guys who made it are just laying on the floor crying for joy because we've been stuck in that hell for years
[4:03pm] Kai: lawl
[4:03pm] Kai: loser
[4:03pm] Teddo: (but then there's a sequel)
[4:03pm] Teddo: lol
[4:04pm] Teddo: and that's with me skipping all the details about the first part when I'm trying to survive the zombie apocalypse
[4:05pm] Teddo: oh, and at the end it plays the game credits and shows who the voice actors were for the other characters
[4:06pm] Teddo: without a doubt one of the most badass dreams ever.
[4:10pm] Kai: lawl
[4:18pm] Kai: I once had a dream about breakfast cereals that gave people superpowers, and the end of the world and some other stuff.