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 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:04 pm
I wonder if we could do something similar to the Snake googies, i.e. Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle.
((Random side note: 1st post on page 110, cool.))
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:37 pm
Malfoy, I really don't wanna do anything to...Crabbe and Goyle, however...Ned to be resocialized. I suggest...something even more hideous to do: ACTUALLY turn them into girls. And until they show a bit more intelligence, and a learn how hard it is to be a PROPER human being, we refuse to turn them back.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:02 pm
Yeah, but if we're gonna get those two, shouldn't we get Ferret as well? *munches popcorn and drinks soda*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:22 pm
I thought you knew the whole deal with the Ferret. We agreed not to prank him...he's too pathetic and we don't want trouble between our families.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:07 pm
Well, fine then, if you don't wanna prank him, I will, just because as future sister in-law it's my job to give him hell.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:32 pm
Alright, just don't cause TOO much trouble. And NO bodily harm. And I have to approve your plans before you carry them out.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:09 pm
*not listening* Let's see, I can tape him to the top of the flag pole, string him by his underwear, major wedgie, hee hee, ooh, I can dump him naked in the deepest part of the Forbidden Forest, Chinese Water Torture is always effective, giving him to the Giant Squid as a play toy, hey, maybe I can slice him so the the Thestrals can have a snack. *evil laughter* *munching of popcorn and slurping of soda continues* Oooh the possibilies.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:15 pm
*throws pillow at Jade's head* I said, NO BODILY HARM. And I do eventually want children, so the wedgie thing is out. But...giving him to the Giant Squid as a plaything for a while might not be so bad...The squid is friendly.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:41 pm
Alright, then, I'm throwing him naked into the deepest part of the Forbidden Forest, then when/if he gets out, I'm gonna subject him to my version of Chinese Water Torture and after that, I'm gonna tape him to the top of the flag pole, then I'll use the flag pole to sling shot him into the lake. What a brilliant idea. *hugs Gumi* Thanks, sis. *grabs bag of unknown objects and runs from room with evil grin on face before Gumi can stop her*
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:19 pm
Shi- -DOBBY! *Dobby appears*
Yes, Miss Kagumi?
*pacing* I need you to locate one Draco Malfoy and trasport him away to somewhere safe, to where my sister, Jadalycya cannot under any circumstances foolow or reach him. Understood?
*The elf shakes his head and his ears slap as he snaps his fingers and disappears*
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:03 pm
*fifteen minutes later*
Dobby- Miss Gumi?
Gumi- Yes?
Dobby- Dobby can not do the act that was requested of him.
Gumi- Why not?
Jade- Because I told him he couldn't.
Gumi- Where's Draco?
Jade- *looks at watch* Well, you'll see him go right past the window via the flag pole in, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2....
*A naked Draco flies past Gryffindor Common Room window, screaming* *faint splash as Draco lands in lake* *Gumi scowls at Jade*
Jade- Ok, ok, I admit, I didn't stick him as far into the Forest as I would've wanted, because I was being nice, so I only tossed him in as far as Aragog's nest. You know, for a guy, he really don't like spiders. *flops in fluffy chair*
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:54 am
*huffs* Of course he doesn't! What guy WOULD like a 6 foot spider?! Not one that's sane, I can tell you that! *wordlessly Summons Draco and wraps him in a Gryffindor blanket and leads him up to the boy's dorm, where she tells him to wait while she runs across the hall*
*comes back with a change of clothes and a couple of towels and proceeds to dry Draco off and change his clothes at the same time* *ranting about Jade* - - Don't know WHAT she was thinking! It's freezing cold out there and you're not like Harry, so you don't have the muscles Harry does. You're pale and you already have a weakened imune system...Gonna KILL her! - -
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:13 am
*laying on Harry's bed, with Harry next to her* Uh, Gumi? Still here. If you're gonna rant about me, please rant to my face, just a preferance.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:28 am
*whirls around, eyes tightly closed and hands moving so fast that no one in the room can read the sign language she was spouting (which happens to be Marauder signs, for any of you who're interested in reading my fics)*
I CAN'T RANT TO YOUR FACE BECAUSE IF I DID, I'D SMASH IT! So I'm trying really hard not to look at you cause I don't want to fight with you ANY more. *grabs Draco, who is still only half-dressed and half-dry, and stomps out of the room with him*
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:30 am
Jade- You think she's a bit testy with me right now?
Harry- Maybe just a bit.
Jade- Anyways, where were we?
Harry- Right about here.
*they start snogging again*
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