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 Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:45 pm
Our band director once told us we are in like flint, refering to championships, but being perverted band kids we thought of it a different way...if you wanna know what i mean look up "in like flint" on urban dictionary xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:21 pm
My band director would tells us if we play wrong note or can't keep tempo that we need to be shot or be stoned to death.
Also my band director told us one time that we might as well work in a minimum wage job since we can't play our parts right.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:45 pm
ah ms. hsu. she is what we call the "crazy asian" some funny things she has sadi and done are
"all right guys, play it balls to the wall loud!"
"ok! spread your legs and go crazy!"
she was chucking water ballons at us during band camp.
she has made many "thats what she said" worthy jokes
she has told us many stories of getting mistaken for a student before and getting hit on by students from other band. XD
lots more but im either to lazy to post it or i cant remember them. smile
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:44 pm
Alright, so, a few friends and I were brainstorming a few ideas for shirts for our music program. We had a few ideas, but they were really bad. Our director comes up and asks what we're doing, and we of course tell him. He stands there for a little and then smiles and goes, "Here's a good one. 'The sticks bang, the winds blow, and the choir sings a lowly song...' on the front, and 'then theres the strings who have fun on their own. ***** music club'
If you don't get it, I don't know how to help you. lol.
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:33 am
Hartmetz: *talking about faculty meetings* Oh my god, Dr. Brewer's 'check for understanding' drives me crazy...
Roy (student body president/saxophone): You think that's bad? Mr. Chuba uses it every other sentence in class.
Hartmetz: Oh no, really? I want to kill myself after dealing with it once a week...I can't imagine every other day for an hour and a half. I'd probably be like 'RAAAAAAAHHHHH' *mimes choking an invisible Chuba* after ten minutes....*mimes stabbing invisible Chuba with baton-knife for good measure*
...that was from the first day of jazz band rehearsal. First day and he already had mimed killing someone. This is gonna be a great year for us...xD
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:37 am
"I could show you another way to play second valve, but that's illegal to do in school." and then my friend Shawn said "I'LL play second valve..."
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:51 pm
while we were in band rehersal, A percussionist asked Mr. Hicks where some kind of percussion instrument was at, and he answered "I put it in the hole." and we, being the perverts that we are couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minuites. The hole is what we call our storage room by the way (once I got locked in there for almost a half an hour because nobody could hear me while they were playing).
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:25 pm
Chibibishigirl while we were in band rehersal, A percussionist asked Mr. Hicks where some kind of percussion instrument was at, and he answered "I put it in the hole." and we, being the perverts that we are couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minuites. The hole is what we call our storage room by the way (once I got locked in there for almost a half an hour because nobody could hear me while they were playing). We have a history teacher at my school named Mr. Hicks...all I can imagine when you said that is him directing our band and that's just wrong. xD
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:14 pm
During band this dude that plays trumpet said "I don't have a ring on my trumpet." cause they were talking about something and so the bd's reply was "Well, if you like it than you should have put a ring on it."
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:08 am
My BD was talking to the cornetist about having his mom bring her truck to move the marimba to the away game.
He says: I'm going to call your mom later to see if she can take the marimba for us.
Cornetist: Um... Okay?
BD: I happen to know your mom really well. *smirks*
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:16 pm
Hartmetz: Oh good news, guys! We've made it around another layer of bureaucracy and Puerto Rico's even closer to being a go!
Everyone: Lol yay. :l
Ben: We just made it through the first one?
Hartmetz: No, we're like on layer 3 or 4 by now...
James: How many layers are there?
Hartmetz: Bureaucracy is like an onion. It just keeps going and going and going....and you're crying the whole way through.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:10 pm
Hartmetz: Okay, these playing tests are a random pick. If you do bad, your name goes back in the jar and I can pick you again. And again. And again. If by the end you haven't gotten it, then you're going every day. It's like the lottery.
Clarinet (Ian): Yeah, the Lottery of Death.
Everyone: ...wtf? xD
Hartmetz: IT IS NOT DEATH.
*later*
Hartmetz: So, who will be first for the PLEASANT LOTTERY OF GOOD THINGS? *pointed lulzlook at Ian*
Everyone: LOL Ian.
Ian: *shrugs* What? XD
Edit so I don't triplepost lol:
Ryan: *has a piano solo, but the keyboard fades in and out*
Hartmetz: COME ON, RYAN. WE NEED YOU HERE.
Ryan: It's not me! xD It's this cable. It's fried.
Hartmetz: ...I gave that one to you on WEDNESDAY. How is it dead already?
Ryan: I DON'T KNOW.
Hartmetz: Well...use the orange one that's for the other keyboard.
Me: Try not to break it, lol.
Ryan: Shut up XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:54 pm
We're playing Carmina Burana, and there's one movement called "The God of Love Flies Everywhere."
We get halfway through, the music gets kinda creepy, and our BD says "This is when Cupid is stalking you."
Same day: We needed two suspended cymbols, but only have one stand.
BD: "Go see if you can MacGyver something." (I'm a huge 80's TV nerd and laughed for several minutes while everyone stared)
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:03 pm
Our instructer once said play good enough that the aduiance will want to throw there babys at u. the next practice a member brought in a plastic baby and one of our snare srums was doin pretty bas so he threw it at the drummer xD
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:03 am
Half the jazz band had to leave early for club pictures one practice...
Hartmetz: And we could decide if we're going to practice on Monday or what next week due to exams----except half the trombones are gone. Dammit.
Everyone: ...WHAT WAS THAT, HARTMETZ. LOL.
Hartmetz: 'Dam it.' That's how they get hydroelectric power, y'know. They dam the river.
Everyone: ...Riiiight. xd
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