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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:54 am
lol
[In reference to Dr. Fraiser] "Napoleonic powermonger."
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:36 pm
rofl
Jack: So how do the Spirits decide who wins?
Sheva'da: It is a battle... to the death.
(Turgan unsheaths a long curve knife.)
Jack: Hey! No one said anything about... big... knives!
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:52 pm
"Captain Carter, Colonel Cromwell. He's come to rescue us. But I wouldn't count on it."
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:54 am
(Jack mowing down Replicators with his new weapon]
Jack: Who's your daddy!
*raises eyebrow*
Jack: I've spent my whole life stickin' it to the Man. If I do this, I'll be the Man. I don't think I can be the Man.
Isn't that awfully like what Sheppard said to Weir once?
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:53 pm
Not word for word, if at all. I really don't know.
They made a joke about the phrase "Who's your daddy?" on Farscape. It was one of those running gags.
"Oh, no. Not those guys."
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:20 pm
Ah. I see.
Jack: Holy...buckets.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:02 pm
Daniel: Their whole world is in flames - and we're offering them gasoline. How does that help?
Teal'c: We are in fact offering water.
Jack O'Neill: Thank you.
Daniel: I was speaking metaphorically.
Jack O'Neill: Well stop it. It's not fair to Teal'c.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:57 pm
"I'm taking this loop off. Telling you Teal'c. If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. Lose it. Mean go crazy, nuts, insane, banzo, no longer in control of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, WACKO!"  Not much of a cliche but a funny line
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:25 pm
If it's undoubtedly Jack, it fits here.
Daniel: Look, all I know is that the place you're searching right now is not it.
Jack: Then, where is *it*?
Daniel: Did I just say, "all I know"?
Jack: Everyone turn away. I want no witnesses.
xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:05 pm
rofl
[The leaders of Langarra have been negotiating with the SGC for a planet to evacuate to]
Jack: You folks are done.
Dreylock: I don't understand.
Jack: Well, you see, we actually like the Madronans. They're nice people. And we've decided there's no way we'd subject them to the likes of you. [smiles innocently] Deal's off. You're toast.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:29 am
Ah, Jack O'Neill diplomacy...
Maybourne: Hi, Jack.
Jack: You rat b*****d.
Maybourne: Hey, hey, hey... take it easy.
Jack: I am SO gonna kick your a**.
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:41 am
Col. O'Neill: Not condescending. You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference in opinion on how to handle a crisis.
Dr. Jackson: Oh, please! We have a-a difference of opinion on just about everything.
Col. O'Neill: Gimme an example.
Dr. Jackson: I dunno, pick something! How about -- how about mythology?
Col. O'Neill: Rumors, lies, fairytales.
Dr. Jackson: [Finally losing it, jumping around in a frustrated circle] Y'see?! See? See? See? See?? See?? Mythology is one of the primary motivations for cultural development!
Col. O'Neill: Maybe it is; what's that got to do with filming a plant?!
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:13 pm
lol I remember that. I've actually found myself doing the jumping thing when I got that worked up.
[In reference to newly inaugurated President Hayes and Vice-President Kinsey]
Jack O'Neill: Does anybody know anybody who actually voted for those little shrubs?
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:22 pm
'Um, sorry to drop in on you like this, but we were... dead.'
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:07 pm
[trying to get advice from Thor, although he is not allowed to interfere]
Jack: All right, send me back. Wait. Ah... Right there. Is that a head nod? A nod is usually down, then back up. Your head went down... Wait. I'll tak...
[beamed back to Earth]
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