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 Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:45 pm
Granted! You're so motivated to write that you keep writing without food or sleep until you die.
I wish I knew what I was writing.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:50 am
Granted! You know what you're writing, now! Unfortunately, nobody else can understand it. Tough luck.
I wish I was awesome. =O
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:45 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, you are so awesome everyone mobs you until one day you get sufffocated by your adoring, clingy fans.
I wish I had some feedback.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:53 am
Granted! Unfortunately, it's all highly useless feedback, like "woa ilu plz update" and "u suk lmao." Damn.
I wish I had some more fairy stories to work with.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:30 pm
Granted, but then the fairies come to life and turn evil and kill you.
I wish I had one more weak of holidays.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:30 am
Granted!
You get another week, but you, on Toikey's orders, have to spend it on an English Writing Course, so that you can learn to spell properly, especially easily confused words such as "Weak" and "Week".
(I know, harsh, but had to be done. Sorry!)
I wish I could meet Stephen Fry
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:22 pm
Poof, granted! The arrangements are made and you are to meet with him. You see him arriving in a fancy car and are so excited you rush into the street to greet him. Fry's driver, however, does not see you, leading you to be first tired, then exhausted. A lifeless lump lying on the lane eek
I wish I wrote a fraction of the quality of Jo Rowling.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 4:42 pm
Granted! But, it is only a fraction of the quality, so everybody hates you. They say you write worse than Stephanie Meyer. Ouch.
;]
I wish that I could stop eating such rubbish and actually get healthy again.
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 6:19 pm
Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Granted! But, it is only a fraction of the quality, so everybody hates you. They say you write worse than Stephanie Meyer. Ouch. ;] I wish that I could stop eating such rubbish and actually get healthy again. Granted! But then you become so healthy that your friends think you're boring because you won't go out and eat pizza with them. I wish that assignments and exams were banned.
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:37 pm
Granted! But then your entire grade is based on how much your teacher likes you.
I wish school was over for the year.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:21 am
Granted! But next years school starts tomorrow. Sucks to be you.
I wish I didn't have to revise for my exam.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 9:36 am
Granted! But the reason is because you are kicked out of school before exams for stealing the cookies from the lunchbag.
I wish my camera would work properly.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:04 am
Granted.
Only the complain and moan about the things you tell them to do all day every day, to the point that you go insane and end up in an asylum... unable to write.
I wish my room was magically clean all the time.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:38 pm
Granted!
Now your room is completely empty.
I wish I could lose the writer's block.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:08 pm
Granted!
You also lose your arms. And teeth. And one ear. And your spleen.
I wish I had some bubbles to play with.
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