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 Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:13 am
400. You know you are obsessed with the Twilight series when you immediately believe every albino you meed is a vampire.
401. You know you are obsessed with the Twilight series when you start to hate sunny days
402. You know you are obsessed with the Twilight series when you cover up on said sunny days because you don't want to expose yourself as a vampire.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:35 pm
403:
You know you are obsessed when you attempt to Tektek every one of the characters from the series, no matter how minor.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:06 pm
404:You know you are obsessed with twilight when you relate every love song that you hear to twilight.
405:You know you are obsessed with twilight when you make everyone you know read it, even if you hate them.
406: You know you are obsessed with twilight when your worst enemy becomes your best friend because you both love the book.
407: You know you are obsessed with twilight when you fantasize about marrying edward cullen.
408: You know you are obsessed with twilight when you argue with your friends on who would be better for bella.
409: You know you are obsessed with twilight when you say OMC (oh my carlisle) instead of OMG (oh my god)
410: You know you are obsessed with twilight when you dream of moving to washington. (i already wanted to move there, then i read twilight and was like, NOW I HAVE TO LIVE THERE!!!)
((sorry if i repeat any.))
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:38 pm
411. You know you are obsessed with Twilight when you install the Sims 2 and make yourself and Edward and/or Jacob and have twenty-something babies.
412. You know you are obsessed with Twilight when you attacked your poor old English teacher when he said that Eclipse was a 'disturbing' and 'horrible' book.
I really did attack my English teacher. There are three other Twilight fans in my class so we all just stood up and began insulting him at the same time. It went on for a long time. If he wasn't the coolest teacher in my school, he would've given him detention for all that spit on his face...
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:25 pm
413. You know you are obsessed with Twilight if you 've contributed to this forum. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:52 pm
414. When you google "Vampire." hoping to find a site called "Vampires A-Z".
LOL, twilight. =)
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:48 pm
415: when you have developed a love for people with freakishly cold hands. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:58 pm
416. When you start noticing how similar the boy you like and Jacob Black are, and spazz out everytime one or the other is mentioned. And the fact that he has seven dogs, is Native American, and has long hair makes you wonder...is he a werewolf?
417. When you have a stalker who is freakishly pale, has reddish-brown hair, and wears a lot of expensive-looking clothing, you freak out and shout, "BACK AWAY, CULLEN! LEAVE ME BE." And run away before he tries to read your mind.
Sadly both of these apply to me. >_<
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:44 pm
418. You know you're obsessed with Twilight when you live off of cheesesticks just so you can read the series without stopping.
419. Yo know you're obsessed with Twilight when your mom has to lock the books in a safe so you will start eating again.
(happend to me.... lol)
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:55 pm
420. When you yell at your siblings as soon as you notice that your Twilight book isn't in it's deisgnated spot, and question them for ten minutes on where they hid it; which you know they did in a desperate attempt at getting back at you for calling them Laurent and Jasper.
xD Just happend.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm
421. When you start having dreams that involve the Twilight characters.
422. When you start writing Twilight fanfiction and talk about it to your sister who hates books until she tells you to shut the hell up.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:05 pm
423:: When you have every female friend and family member under the age of fifty addicted to reading Twilight.
424:: When you and said female addicted members plan to be at the movie theatre for the midnight premiere (Or two hours before they open.)
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:49 pm
425. When you and your friends have conversations like this.
"So, I think that he [meaning my crush] is actually a werewolf. He's Native American, has shaggy, black hair, is a weirdo, and has a bajillion dogs."
"I bet he is!"
"I know. I wonder when he'll go through the transformation?"
"It better be soon 'cause he needs to imprint on you."
"Heck yes he does!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:12 pm
426. When you stay up all night reading Eclipse the day it comes out.
427. When you have written your favorite quotes from any of the books as your answer for the short answers questions on a test.
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:28 pm
when you wish you could fall in love with a vampire
<333
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