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 Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:17 am
Jackalope2 A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything." 3nodding The monk paid with a five dollar bill, after which the hot dog vendor began serving another customer. "What about change?" asked the monk. "Ah," said the hot dog vendor, "change must come from within."
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:55 am
Nadian Jackalope2 A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything." 3nodding The monk paid with a five dollar bill, after which the hot dog vendor began serving another customer. "What about change?" asked the monk. "Ah," said the hot dog vendor, "change must come from within." I'll have to tell my friends that last part. ^^
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:21 pm
The primary responsibility for a child's education is apparent.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:22 pm
Nadian Jackalope2 A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything." 3nodding The monk paid with a five dollar bill, after which the hot dog vendor began serving another customer. "What about change?" asked the monk. "Ah," said the hot dog vendor, "change must come from within." Nice! biggrin
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:15 pm
Nadian Jackalope2 A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything." 3nodding The monk paid with a five dollar bill, after which the hot dog vendor began serving another customer. "What about change?" asked the monk. "Ah," said the hot dog vendor, "change must come from within." 
I'mma dinosawr...Niiiiicccceeeee. whee ...And I go grawr!
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:18 pm
When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
I was on an elevator the other day, and the operator kept calling me 'son.' I said, 'Why do you call me 'son'? You're not my father.' He said, 'I brought you up, didn't I?'
Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent.
i was bored........
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:21 pm
GemEncrustedEarth When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?" I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.' A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." I was on an elevator the other day, and the operator kept calling me 'son.' I said, 'Why do you call me 'son'? You're not my father.' He said, 'I brought you up, didn't I?' Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent. i was bored........ I like those!
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:44 pm
Quote: The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:45 pm
Strideo Quote: The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.
O_o;
This is old...*reads retro why not thread* like totally before my time.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:48 pm
Ame no Tenshi Strideo Quote: The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.
O_o;
This is old...*reads retro why not thread* like totally before my time.We used to drag it out all the time for a while. You'd probably enjoy the first post. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:50 pm
*goes to read*
Wow.... xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:52 pm
Ame no Tenshi
*goes to read*
Wow.... xd I know! It totally rocks! biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:53 pm
I liked the one about Amal and Juan and the one about the lion.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:58 pm
I remember this!
It was only like 7 or something pages long when I joined Why Not!
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:48 pm
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.
The sixth commandment: "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
Bernadette - The act of torching you mortgage.
A young lady was dating a banker and a poet at the same time.
She couldn't decide whether she should marry for batter or verse.
Do forgers write wrongs?
Bachelor - an unaltered male.
Coincide - what you should do when it starts to rain.
Castanet - a primitive fishing method.
Somersault - the opposite of winter pepper.
Where does a cat go when it loses it's tail?
The retail store.
If you want a happy and healthy horse do you have to have
a stable environment?
If a cannibal eats a missionary does he get a taste of religion?
Are dog biscuits made of collie flour?
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