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 Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:56 pm
"I could use one over here Margret, one of this boy's ribs punctured his lung and he has some shrapnel in the leg." replied Sherman glad to have the help
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:58 am
Charles glanced at the soldier's dogtags. "A-, Klinger. And hurry."
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:13 pm
"Yes sir" replied klinger as he ran to where the blood was being stored "A...A...A where is that A, Aha here it is." Klinger exclaimed with joy as he made a second run back to where Major winchester "Here it is colonel I just hope no more soldiers need A this is the last batch." He said as he left to go help the other doctors
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:38 am
"Colonel, do you want me to set up a blood drive for more A+/-? I overheard Klinger say that was our last bottle," asked Lt. Peteson.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:40 pm
"Yes canvass the camp for anyone with the blood type then make sure their blood isnt contaminated."
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:42 pm
That shrapnel is close to the patient's artery. Nurse, stand by with catgut. If the shrapnel tore the artery, we'll need to do some sewing.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:01 am
"Klinger, I am a major. And thank you," Charles said in his pompous way, taking the blood and handing it to the nurse to hook up.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:26 pm
Sidney Freedman comes into the camp. He walks into the OR tent, where he sees them getting blood. Sidney walks up to Klinger. "You know, if you want that section 8, all you have to do is sign this document stating that you're a homosexual and a transvestite. You will get to go home, but it will permanently be in your records. Do you want to do this?" he asked, showing him the document.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:13 pm
"My sincerest apologies major it was merely a slip up of command." Klinger replied then he turned to Sydney "Are you kiddin hey doc i might do alot of crazy stuff to get out of the army but i dont want anything like that permanently in the records i'm married." Klinger said before turning to go out the or to help the nurses with canvasing the camp for blood.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:57 pm
"Well, I suppose that if you're married, I could change it from homosexual to bisexual," replied Sidney. "However, if you ever feel like changing your mind, feel free to see me."
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:01 pm
"NO way doc im straight and id like to keep it that way on my records." Klinger replied before leaving to help the nurses with their blood drive.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:03 pm
Shirley was helping out with the blood drive. She cleaned the soldier's arm then drew the blood. She looked up as Klinger caem in.
"Is it always busy like this?" She asked.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:15 am
"Then take my advice," said Sidney. "Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." He was about to leave as he saw Shirley. "Hello, my name is Sidney Freedman. I am a psychiatrist and I visit here from time to time," he said.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:49 pm
"Sometime it's worse." Klinger sighed as he went to prep other candidates "You're lucky you missed it a few weeks ago we had a never ending line of casualties from the front line and battalion aid."
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:30 pm
"Oh my," she said. "The M*A*S*H I came from was never that busy." She finished up taking blood from that soldier then moved to another. "This is aweful, up here near the front. I haven't even gotten to change since I arrived."
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