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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:37 pm
Unfortunately all the rum was gone. (Why is the rum always gone?)
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:25 am
Fortunately, the missing rum brought Captain Jack Sparrow to investigate
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:12 am
Unfortunately he was as daft as ever and got distracted.
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:01 am
Fortunately he also got drafted into both Herems.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:01 pm
Unfortunately, he became an uberfanboy and typed in all caps and shouted how he was going to become a mormon and then fall into the storyline world so he could marry both Gino and ian and they could live happily ever after with 5 biological kids EACH. *catches breath*
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:46 pm
Fortunately, Sorrowsong killed all of the children. There will be less screaming brats in restaurants, now.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:32 am
Unfortunately that made both Ian and Gino sink into MAJOR depressions and had to be sent to mental institutions to make sure they wouldn't hurt themselves or anyone else.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:03 pm
Fortunately, Bob and Rychi were carrying their babies and gave them a new reason for living. whee (just pretend male pregnancy is possible)
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:11 pm
Unfortunately, while they both had new reason to live, both were still stuck in the various mental institutions throughout Gaia, and weren't likely to be released anytime soon.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:18 pm
Fortunately, they managed to escape.
Unfortunately, as it turned out, they were horrible fathers.
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:16 am
Fortunately they had LOTS of help and people willing to teach them better.
Unfortunately the mass of willing helpers made Ian panic and spaz out.
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:52 pm
Fortunately, Rufus doing Figure 8s and purring around Ian's legs calmed him down before anything bad happened.
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:38 pm
Unfortunatley, Rufus caused soo much static that now every doorknob in Gaia zaps you, at the same time, even when you're no where near one.
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:49 am
Fortunately you now have the ability to find all your missing socks (they stick to you now)
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:04 am
Unfortunately, you've found -everyone's- socks, because now all the socks of the world are sticking to you. Everyone forgets that there's a person under that mountain.
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