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 Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:13 pm
BD: It's not my job to blow hard! Whose job is it?? It's yourrr job!!
I swear. I'm gonna miss that man so much. D'''X
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:39 pm
bang that thing
a little sharper with that whip
youre so flat youre a whole tone down
blow a little harder at this bar here
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:47 pm
We went to another school for Mass Band and they have band rules.
"Number 8: No Noodling."
WHAT THE EFF???
LAWL
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:04 am
rena sakura chan We went to another school for Mass Band and they have band rules. "Number 8: No Noodling." WHAT THE EFF??? LAWL Noodling?! Lol kinda weird "Please Pull out more"
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:49 am
got another one, i'm bisectional smile
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:04 pm
Those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Haha!!!!!!!! The worst our teacher has said is "You sound so gross." Yours are hilarious!!!!!!!! haha!!!!!!!! The second one sounds like what some guy in our band class would say. smile smile smile smile smile Vincent Crummels BD sad no lie) the end of your bone needs to be pointed right at my mouth! lol BD: you need to grab band by the balls! (no lie) BD: put your stick in that hole and dont take it out untill i say so. our bd is a perv, and he is bald...
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:52 am
"Don't touch the top of it, hold it like this" (Cymbals)
"Just tap it; tap it gently then harder, careful, we can't all go that fast."
Our band room has a closet and our BD is always yelling, "DRUMMERS! Come out of the closet!"
"Smack it, harder, speed it up.."
"Don't touch my stick!"
"Ew, the back of the room is covered in brass juice" (what we call spit)
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:56 am
BD "If I can't hear you, someone isn't doing it right"
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:35 am
Band is a scary place...............to the outsiders! I can't think of anything that hasn't been said already! sad
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:46 pm
Blow harder
Bang it hard
You're definitely flat
Stop being sharp
Suck it out
Wow..........
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:56 pm
"You've been banging so much, your hand is starting to slow down....*few minutes later*...Now you are really starting to suck. Just go away I will finish it by my self....*after some arguing*....Just suck it up. You were never that good anyway."
This was all one conversation. It took place with all of us in the bass line. All about some crazy long roll exercise one of my instructors wrote.
Although the stuff we say when we are trying to be perverted is much worse.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:33 pm
Hey do you need help with your G string ?
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:24 pm
Your technique is all wrong.
You need to work on your fingering.
You've been challenged. You have two weeks to practice.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:06 am
If I can't hear you, you didn't play/say something. (don't say this when two lovers are arguing)
Was the hole really that big? (Tuba)
SHAAARRPPPP!!!! Stop that screeching sound!! (Trumpet, high note. Don't say it to your lover when he/she is screaming)
First push this, than push that, while your lips and tongue like this. Blow it... nah, that's good. (this happened when I teach a freshman)
It's so soft and smooth.. (rubbing the bells of the new Euphonium)
Hold it tightly! Squeeze it if needed! (After an accident that make an instrument fell down)
Move your hand here, there, here, there... softly... (guide for a new field commander)
... I better suck this stick than suck your blood... (for percussion. Don't say it when your boy/girlfriend ask you to suck his/her wound)
... I better kiss my mouthpiece than your hand... (for brass. Don't say it to a girlfriend who ask you to kiss her hand.)
That's all crossed in my mind. Sorry if it isn't funny, and if my grammar messed up. Sorry.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:49 pm
BD: MORE AIR. you've got to blow harder.
BD:Always dress to your right.(in marching band)
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