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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:02 pm
[PC]chibiRoxi Shikimaru: *sleeping* ZzzzzZ me: *puts foam on his hand and tickles his nose with a feather* Shikimaru: *wakes up* what are you doing with my shaving cream? me: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SCRATCH YOUR NOSE AND GET YOUR FACE COVERD IN FOAM!!DIDN'T YOU FEEL ANYTHING?? Shikimaru: Yes but my nose is so far away from my hand it was to troublesome to scratch me: ... LMFAO!! i love him!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:07 pm
i would hate shino for a parent
shino:wake up..youll be late for school.
x-ten: five more bloddy minutes! please!
((5 minutes later))
*x-ten wakes up with hissing cockaroaches all over her body*
x-ten: gonk whaaah!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:15 pm
OMFG!!!! If I had Orochimaru~sama as my daddy...WOW!!! He'd use his snakes and stuff to spy on me like...
Me~Hey Dj
Dj~Hey Kiki
Me~...So...wanna make out
*Out pops daddys snake*
Snake~I DONT F**KING THINK SO!!!!!!!
Me~0.o
Dj~>.>
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:59 pm
Meh..I would HATE to have Lee as a dad...I wouldn't mind Sasuke but Lee..that's just...no....we would NEVER get along -_-..
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:14 pm
Iruka- The type that always wants to talk things out...
Iruka: Sweetie, it's been a long time since we've really talked, you know?
me: Okay Dady, wanna talk about my PMS ^.^
Iruka: O.o....enough qualitie time, go out and play.
Gai- Always forcing you onto his students (don't get me wrong, I like Lee and all, but...)
Gai: Ah, Amanda, my sweet, energetic, youth of a daughter!!!!!!!! You will
marry my most energetic youthfull pupil, ROCK LEE!!!!!!!
Lee: I will love to the day I die, whens the wedding?
Me:...Daddy...I'm only 13 O.O
Sasuke- Dude, Emo. Emo, emo, emo, emo, EMO!!! Too much Emo for me.
Sasuke: Hey, kid. Help Daddy put on hid eyeliner, he wants to go to his emo
bar.
me: But Daddy, If you go out with other men again won't mommy get med?
Sasuke:...Just gimme the eyeshadow, I'll do it myself.
Shino- I have a chronic fear of bugs.
Shino: Hi sweetheart, Daddy wants a goodnight kiss!
me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!! BUG, BUG ON THE CEILING, KILL IT
DADYY, KILL IT!!!!!!!!
Shino: Aw, that little thing? *takes bug and puts it on my head* it's harmless
^.^
me:......O.O h-help.......
Shikamaru- Wouldn't be that bad. I kinda like Shika.
Shika: go to bed.
me: I don't wanna.
Shika: Okay.
Gaara- I'm afraid of him. Big time.
Gaara: Amanda, why are you never outside?
me: because if I stay outside for more than 3 minutes you'll send assasins
after me because you think the enemy has taken controll of my mind and is going to send me to kill you.
Gaara:O.O BRAINWASH ASSASIN!!!! *kills me with sand*
Neji- Can see through walls. Nuff said.
Neji: Dear, why do you always go to the Nara's house to change clothes?
me: because whenever I go into my room you activate your byakugen -.-'
Jiraya- Do I NEED to explain!?!?
Orochimaru- Um, transvestite much?
me: Daddy, why are you both my mommy and daddy?
Orochimaru: Because it's fun.
me: Then what about those noises I hear all night, how do you without
a.....nevermind I don't wanna know.
Orochimaru: twisted
Kiba- I really don't like dogs. Plus I'm allergic.
me: DAD!!! YOU LET AKAMARU IN THE HOUSE AGAIN!?!?!?
Kiba: Yes. Why?
me: I'M FREAKING ALLERGI- *sneez* I- *sneez* HATE- *sneez* YOU!!!!!! *sneez*
Thats all I have time for today, more later ^.^
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:18 pm
Neko-chan298 Iruka- The type that always wants to talk things out... Iruka: Sweetie, it's been a long time since we've really talked, you know?
me: Okay Dady, wanna talk about my PMS ^.^
Iruka: O.o....enough qualitie time, go out and play.Gai- Always forcing you onto his students (don't get me wrong, I like Lee and all, but...) Gai: Ah, Amanda, my sweet, energetic, youth of a daughter!!!!!!!! You will
marry my most energetic youthfull pupil, ROCK LEE!!!!!!!
Lee: I will love to the day I die, whens the wedding?
Me:...Daddy...I'm only 13 O.OSasuke- Dude, Emo. Emo, emo, emo, emo, EMO!!! Too much Emo for me. Sasuke: Hey, kid. Help Daddy put on hid eyeliner, he wants to go to his emo
bar.
me: But Daddy, If you go out with other men again won't mommy get med?
Sasuke:...Just gimme the eyeshadow, I'll do it myself.Shino- I have a chronic fear of bugs. Shino: Hi sweetheart, Daddy wants a goodnight kiss!
me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!! BUG, BUG ON THE CEILING, KILL IT
DADYY, KILL IT!!!!!!!!
Shino: Aw, that little thing? *takes bug and puts it on my head* it's harmless
^.^
me:......O.O h-help.......Shikamaru- Wouldn't be that bad. I kinda like Shika. Shika: go to bed.
me: I don't wanna.
Shika: Okay. Gaara- I'm afraid of him. Big time. Gaara: Amanda, why are you never outside?
me: because if I stay outside for more than 3 minutes you'll send assasins
after me because you think the enemy has taken controll of my mind and is going to send me to kill you.
Gaara:O.O BRAINWASH ASSASIN!!!! *kills me with sand*Neji- Can see through walls. Nuff said. Neji: Dear, why do you always go to the Nara's house to change clothes?
me: because whenever I go into my room you activate your byakugen -.-'Jiraya- Do I NEED to explain!?!?Orochimaru- Um, transvestite much? me: Daddy, why are you both my mommy and daddy?
Orochimaru: Because it's fun.
me: Then what about those noises I hear all night, how do you without
a.....nevermind I don't wanna know.
Orochimaru: twisted Kiba- I really don't like dogs. Plus I'm allergic. me: DAD!!! YOU LET AKAMARU IN THE HOUSE AGAIN!?!?!?
Kiba: Yes. Why?
me: I'M FREAKING ALLERGI- *sneez* I- *sneez* HATE- *sneez* YOU!!!!!! *sneez*Thats all I have time for today, more later ^.^ lmao Sasuke would so fit me...but Lee....no...or Gaara...no...-_-
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:09 pm
i'd love to have shino as my dad or kiba, but tsunade would be a scary mom cuz she has a ba temper..............i'd like to have shikamaru as dad i'd be a dadys boy
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My Heart Is Dying For You
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:50 pm
kakashis_future_wife Oh my gosh... I would HATE having Sasuke for my dad!!!! Hed be all emo and.... emo... and yeah... Me "Dad can I go outside now! PLEASE!!!" Sasuke: "Whats the point. The worlds full of noting but death and sorrow and death!" Me "You said death twice." Sasuke "Thats because you and everyone you know is going to die alone..." Me crying "WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" xDD
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:59 pm
Kenzo Yokoshima I would have to say Gaara. You never know when he could kill you. xp
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:01 pm
Neji also probably wont be so obssessed with the chosen destiny thing because you know he fights naruto in the chuunin exams? and how naruto said that no one's destiny is already decided for them, something like that....
And when he fights the guy from the Sound 5, he says that the strongest person that he ever fought was Naruto, so that must mean that he respects what naruto had said
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:07 pm
Me: *knocks over Orochimaru's favorite portrait* Woops sorry dad
Orochimaru: gasp! How bout you make it up to me by bending over
me: eek
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:49 pm
Hmmm...Probably Sasuke or Itachi. I couldn't close my eyes for 10 seconds with Itachi knowing he might kill me, Sasuke because he'd never want to do anything. Naruto as a daddy would be freaking AWESOME because you could be like:
"Daddy, can I go jump off the roof?"
"Oooh, can I come????"
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:38 pm
Whispers of Cookies Hmmm...Probably Sasuke or Itachi. I couldn't close my eyes for 10 seconds with Itachi knowing he might kill me, Sasuke because he'd never want to do anything. Naruto as a daddy would be freaking AWESOME because you could be like: "Daddy, can I go jump off the roof?" "Oooh, can I come????"
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:06 pm
I would LOVE to have Kakashi as my dad...he looks like he would make a good dad....
I would hate to have Orochimaru........*shudders*....
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