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 Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:15 pm
I divorced her for not wanting to be "houdini's" sexy assistant... *pouts*
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:54 am
I divorced her because those claws scratched too much and she wouldn't give me a bandaid. sad Owwww. crying
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:16 pm
I divorced her because she always poked me with her wand crying
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:05 am
I divorced her because that headdress kept catching in my curls.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:18 pm
I divorced her because she believed in UFOs
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:24 pm
I divorced her because her Mimzy didn't play nice with mine.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:28 pm
I divorced her because the stars in her scarf made me have vertigo
(sorry for the spelling error)
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:31 am
The flame hair is nothing compared to the morning breath. (Good naturedly.)
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:10 pm
I divorced her because the dragon belched fire at me a few times too many at the dinner table.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:25 am
I divorced her becuause she never took me flying with her.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:27 pm
I divorced her because her failry dust was always getting in my eyes.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:15 pm
I divorced her because the hypnotist finally snapped his fingers and brought me out. eek
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:50 pm
I divorced her because she spent more time polishing her halo than paying attention to me! *sniff*
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:47 pm
I divorced her because I keep getting pricked by those vines!
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:25 pm
I divorced her because I am afraid of cats ears
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